During an international gynecology conference, an English doctor and a French doctor were discussing unusual cases they had treated recently.
"Only last week," the Frenchman said, "a woman came to see me with a clitoris like a melon!"
"Don't be absurd," the Brit exclaimed. "It couldn't have been that big... My God, man, she wouldn't have been able to walk if it were."
"Aah, you English, always thinking about size," replied the Frenchman. "I was talking about the flavour!"
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