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ThomasMurphy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 39
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WIR was caught kissing Santa Clause, and Santa took her name off the "Nice" list and put her on the "Naughty" list.
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Thanks for keeping the throne warm for me, Amelia. The sexiest beard in the room has now taken over things.
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Assuming you went to church was the lie.
Landofmin is actually a brunette, but she dyes her hair blonde because she heard that blondes have more fun.
Landofmin is actually a brunette, but she dyes her hair blonde because she heard that blondes have more fun.
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I have a hard time coming up with character names. My solution is to find a random name generator on Google and mash the "Generate Name" button until something comes up that I like.
I discovered a new site today, one that procedurally generates short stories based upon some keywords suppled by the user. The story below is the result of my first attempt at using their Story Generator.
Being slammed with the force of 8066 koalas has got to hurt.
And I'm not sure if scrawny breasts are preferable to harry ones. 
If you want to play around with the generator, you can find it here: Story Generator
Be sure to post up your creations!
I discovered a new site today, one that procedurally generates short stories based upon some keywords suppled by the user. The story below is the result of my first attempt at using their Story Generator.
Quote by Plot-Generator.org/uk
Mathias Parker looked at the minuscule sandwich in his hands and felt calm.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his creepy surroundings. He had always loved dull Dallas with its tame, thoughtful tunnels. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel calm.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Charlotte Torrance. Charlotte was a thoughtless gamer with pink fingers and scrawny breasts.
Mathias gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a spiteful, cute, beer drinker with fluffy fingers and hairy breasts. His friends saw him as an adventurous, ancient author. Once, he had even helped an innocent puppy cross the road.
But not even a spiteful person who had once helped an innocent puppy cross the road, was prepared for what Charlotte had in store today.
The clouds danced like bopping kittens, making Mathias confident.
As Mathias stepped outside and Charlotte came closer, he could see the cautious glint in her eye.
"I am here because I want justice," Charlotte bellowed, in a brutal tone. She slammed her fist against Mathias's chest, with the force of 8066 koalas. "I frigging love you, Mathias Parker."
Mathias looked back, even more confident and still fingering the minuscule sandwich. "Charlotte, let's get married," he replied.
They looked at each other with ambivalent feelings, like two raspy, rabblesnatching rats smiling at a very admirable Halloween party, which had trance music playing in the background and two articulate uncles dancing to the beat.
Mathias studied Charlotte's pink fingers and scrawny breasts. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry, but I can't give you justice," he explained, in pitying tones.
Charlotte looked barmy, her body raw like a kaleidoscopic, keen knife.
Mathias could actually hear Charlotte's body shatter into 4278 pieces. Then the thoughtless gamer hurried away into the distance.
Not even a drink of beer would calm Mathias's nerves tonight.
THE END
Being slammed with the force of 8066 koalas has got to hurt.
And I'm not sure if scrawny breasts are preferable to harry ones. If you want to play around with the generator, you can find it here: Story Generator
Be sure to post up your creations!
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The last time I was clean shaven was April 2008. I've never had any complaints.
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It's live. Here's a link: [url=https://]Memoirs of a Man Slut: Getting Dirty in the Clean Room[/url]
Check it out and let me know what you think. Constructive criticism is always appreciated.
Check it out and let me know what you think. Constructive criticism is always appreciated.
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Italics are a good idea, thanks.
Depending on how much initiative I have after dinner, I may wrap the story up tonight and submit it. Keep an eye on the front page.
Depending on how much initiative I have after dinner, I may wrap the story up tonight and submit it. Keep an eye on the front page.
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I'm working on my next story, and it's taken a turn for the dark. Thomas (the Protagonist) talks about a veil in his head that he uses to lock away the darker parts of his psyche. He's got an Ogre in his head that is the personification of his darker BDSM'ish desires, and throughout the story, Thomas lets the veil slip, and the Ogre comes out to play.
It's a Dr. Jekly and Mr. Hyde situation. Thomas is a protector, he wants to take care of Toni (his lover), and make sure she enjoys the experience as much as he does. The Ogre, on the other hand, wants to dominate Toni and push her limits.
It's all consensual, Thomas spells out the rules for the encounter, including safe words.
I'm trying to write Thomas and the Ogre with different styles, but I'm worried that it might be confusing to the reader to have competing styles from the same POV. When Thomas is in control, he refers to her as "Toni," and he's softer with the language and actions. When the Ogre is in control, he refers to her as "Little One," like she's too little to resist, and the Ogre's actions are rougher and unforgiving.
Any suggestions on how I can differentiate Thomas and the Ogre, without spelling out the switch each time, would be appreciated.
It's a Dr. Jekly and Mr. Hyde situation. Thomas is a protector, he wants to take care of Toni (his lover), and make sure she enjoys the experience as much as he does. The Ogre, on the other hand, wants to dominate Toni and push her limits.
It's all consensual, Thomas spells out the rules for the encounter, including safe words.
I'm trying to write Thomas and the Ogre with different styles, but I'm worried that it might be confusing to the reader to have competing styles from the same POV. When Thomas is in control, he refers to her as "Toni," and he's softer with the language and actions. When the Ogre is in control, he refers to her as "Little One," like she's too little to resist, and the Ogre's actions are rougher and unforgiving.
Any suggestions on how I can differentiate Thomas and the Ogre, without spelling out the switch each time, would be appreciated.
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Does it count if I'm the foreigner, in their country? Either way, yes, I've had sex with a few foreign women.
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Bacon.
Why is peanut butter not an option? Peanut Butter > Nutella
Why is peanut butter not an option? Peanut Butter > Nutella
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I was 42, she was 21 --> 21 years
I was 35, she was 50 --> 15 years
I was 35, she was 50 --> 15 years
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A thread subscription list. Other forums I've visited had a subscribed feature that listed all of the threads that I had participated in, that had been active since my last visit. I know we've got the email notification option, but I get dozens of emails a day already. I don't want to add to that. Having all of my active threads on one page makes keeping track of things so much easier.
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I have been tossing around the idea of writing some stories inspired by actual events in my life, as well as giving life to a few fantasies that have been rolling around in my head for a while.
Without further ado, I present to you my first Lush story (A Lush certified Recommended Read). Here's the link: Memoris of a Man Slut: First Love.
I'd love to hear what you guys have to say. What did you like? What did you not like? What kind of stories would you like to see?
Without further ado, I present to you my first Lush story (A Lush certified Recommended Read). Here's the link: Memoris of a Man Slut: First Love.
I'd love to hear what you guys have to say. What did you like? What did you not like? What kind of stories would you like to see?
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Quote by curvygalore
Afternoon, all! Congrats on your first story and RR Thomas!
Must be beer time, please Rumps!
Thanks, Curvy, Rumps and everyone else who's checked out my story.
Going by the votes, it seems to be a rather decisive story. Either you love it or you hate it. C'est la vie.
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Drink up Ladies and Gent's, this round is on me! 
My first story has been published, and it was tagged as a Recommended Read! If you can't tell by the plethora of exclamation marks (!), I'm a bit excited.
You can find my story on the Front Page, or here: Memoirs of a Man Slut: First Love.
Special thanks to the moderators that slogged through my previous 10,000+ word drafts. Thanks for making me go back and rewrite the story, and fix all the various problems. Cheers!
My first story has been published, and it was tagged as a Recommended Read! If you can't tell by the plethora of exclamation marks (!), I'm a bit excited.
You can find my story on the Front Page, or here: Memoirs of a Man Slut: First Love. Special thanks to the moderators that slogged through my previous 10,000+ word drafts. Thanks for making me go back and rewrite the story, and fix all the various problems. Cheers!
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I lived in Thailand for 4 months
I was an extra in a Bollywood movie while I was there
That movie was the highest grossing Hindi language movie, ever. Coincidence?
I was an extra in a Bollywood movie while I was there
That movie was the highest grossing Hindi language movie, ever. Coincidence?