Lack of confidence
Dishonesty
Arrogance
False Humility
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Supple72
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
United States
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GingerKitty,
It took me a good ten minutes to pull myself back up off the floor and compose myself. I literally have tears running down my face and nearly peed myself, I was laughing so hard. I think every single one of us have a been there done that story when it come to home beauty products. I turned my hair Barney Purple once, and had to wait a nearly week before the salon could process my hair and fix my home dye job. So I can truly sympathize.
There are just some things that are best left to professionals: micro-dermabrasion treatments (welcome to the burn unit), waxing (see above), anything that involves the word "bangs" (there will be tears), and if the box says results may be permanent or has a list of possible side effects run the other way (heavy drinking and an 800 number are in your future).
Thank you for sharing; that was awesome!!!
It took me a good ten minutes to pull myself back up off the floor and compose myself. I literally have tears running down my face and nearly peed myself, I was laughing so hard. I think every single one of us have a been there done that story when it come to home beauty products. I turned my hair Barney Purple once, and had to wait a nearly week before the salon could process my hair and fix my home dye job. So I can truly sympathize.
There are just some things that are best left to professionals: micro-dermabrasion treatments (welcome to the burn unit), waxing (see above), anything that involves the word "bangs" (there will be tears), and if the box says results may be permanent or has a list of possible side effects run the other way (heavy drinking and an 800 number are in your future).
Thank you for sharing; that was awesome!!!
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I love to mix it up a bit depending on the mood (his and mine). Lots of standards of course but I like textures and decorative touches as well. Brocade corsets, silk lingerie, sheer panels, dressing gowns, leather detailing, fine lace and seamed stockings. Those extra details really get their attention and are well worth the money because they make you feel like a goddess.
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One of the ways I confronted my unhealthy body image issues was nudity. It helped me to learn to appreciate my body, change what I didn't like, and take better care of what I already had. I don't have the "perfect" body, I have a healthy beautiful body that I take good care maintaining.
