Ok E how did I get to New Zealand???
You don't have the key to those handcuffs do you?
Hmmm lets see blond cute and sticks tongue out, I am going to have to say.
Fuck
Girls have this going so I thought us guys could get one going too.
Who are your top 5 bangable celebs
1. Emma Stone
2. Allison Scagnotti
3. Kaley Cuoco
4. Megan Fox
5. Salma Hayak
Its hard narrowing down to five and I chose real celebs not porn stars.
I had a couple of moles removed, not for vanity but for safety, I have lost a butt load of weight so thinking about getting the extra skin removed. But as for nose jobs and such naaa.
yes this is a real site
myfreepaysite . com
its a good one too
A young service man home on leave goes out and has an amazing night on the town, he hit up several hookers and has the time of his life.
A few days later he feels a horrible burning on his penis and goes to the doctor, "Doc it burns bad." He said.
The Doctor looks at the infection spreading across the service mans groin, then consults a couple of medical journals.
"Well I have some good news and some bad news." The doc starts, "The good news is I have identified the disease you have and its is completely treatable and you can still live a long and healthly life."
"Whats the bad news?" The service man asks.
Doctor says, "Well the only treatment for this disease is to amputate."
"AMPUTATE MY DICK?!?!?" The service man cries out. "No freaking way, I am going to get a second opinion.
He goes to doctor after doctor and all say the same thing, AMPUTATE!! Finally he goes to china town hoping against hope their is some ancient chinese remedy.
The chinese doctor asks "Whata can I doa for you?"
The service man explains his situation.
Chinese doctor takes a look, "Well you definately gots da cock rotus. I gots a gooda news and bada news."
"Oh please don't tell me you need to amputate my dick." The desperate service man says.
"Nope thats the good news, we won't have to amputate your cock."
"Oh thank you so much, oh whats the bad news?" The service man asks.
"No need to amputate, cock fall off all by self in 3 days."
Innocent
Ever have sex under the stars?
I Joined and in my humble opinion, one of the steelers wins should be wrapped in referee colors, because the seahawks should have won super bowl forty.
Innocent
Ever use a condom for other than the designed usage?
Agree -- especially when you share ingredients off certain body parts.
Pierced nipples are hot.
Once they were in the desert, they all thought they saw...... a putty tat, they did they did, they saw a putty tat.
As she was taking off her bra she felt his breath on her neck.....