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at least they died before they could get the swine flu.....jezzzz nicey....
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Dear Travis,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when i finally changed my underwear in your car and I sit on your 'My litte Pony' collection. I'm sure you're middle class enough to understand that you need a sex change. I'm returning our matching snoopy underwear , but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the bruises and you ruined my attempts at another world war.
Kiss my butt,
Sarah
Here's how you do it:
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning(8) , but I'll keep(9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11)
(12),
(Your name)
then tag 10 people
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my butt
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I threw up in your sock drawer
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - Outside the mental hospital
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In your closet
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the Mental Hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Sleepy - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
Grey - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
White - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your neighbours dog
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - My virginity
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet butt
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Am better off without you
Y/Z – haven't showered in a month
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – I threw up yesterday
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Greetings to your frog, Leonard
Australia - best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Warm tingly sensations
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when i finally changed my underwear in your car and I sit on your 'My litte Pony' collection. I'm sure you're middle class enough to understand that you need a sex change. I'm returning our matching snoopy underwear , but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the bruises and you ruined my attempts at another world war.
Kiss my butt,
Sarah
Here's how you do it:
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning(8) , but I'll keep(9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11)
(12),
(Your name)
then tag 10 people
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my butt
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I threw up in your sock drawer
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - Outside the mental hospital
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In your closet
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the Mental Hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Sleepy - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
Grey - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
White - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your neighbours dog
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - My virginity
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet butt
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Am better off without you
Y/Z – haven't showered in a month
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – I threw up yesterday
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Greetings to your frog, Leonard
Australia - best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Warm tingly sensations
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown
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me too. It's especially discouraging when you see a teenager who honeslty made a mistake, and put them next to a 13, 14, 15 yr old who is TRYING to have a baby so they can get on welfare. My heart goes out to the parents of these children because you know this is not what they wanted for their child and they didnt raise them to think that way so emotionally the parents are going through too. It sickens me because I heard a 14 yr old say she was trying to get pregnant just so she can get on welfare and when asked who was going to take care of the baby she said her mama. When asked what would she do if her mother decided to not take care of the baby she said she would give her a black eye just like she did when her moma talked back to her. It's even more horrifying to hear these same teens say that WE (the public) are going to take care of their child with OUR tax money and there's not a thing we can do about it. It is true that one apple spoils the bunch. There are honest to God teens out there who really didnt know what they were getting into, but we see these other teens using their bodies to have babies just so WE can take care of them and they dont have to work because WE are doing all the work for them.
This is one of the reasons why I'm choosing not to have children because
#1) I like my solitude too much (call me selfish if you want it's true)
#2) This world is too corupt for me to feel good about bringing a child in it
#3) Children are a big responsibility. Even when you raise them to the best of your abilities and take them down the "right" path you still end up with a little hellion who you want to just beat the crap out of.
And another thing. Number one reason i wont have a child; you do the best you can for him/her. and lets say she's horribly rebellious, hitting you and talking back and treating you like anything. i do believe that to an extent you can try to help your kid; send them through boot camp, counciling. whatever. but i do believe that there is a point that you cannot do anything to help them, because they dont want to be helped. And if it ever hit that point, i would take my child to a hospital and leave it and give up all my parental rights. There's no way I am going to let someone disturb my peace and bring me so much heartache and pain i cant enjoy my life. I do believe people reach a point where you just have to let them go.
This is one of the reasons why I'm choosing not to have children because
#1) I like my solitude too much (call me selfish if you want it's true)
#2) This world is too corupt for me to feel good about bringing a child in it
#3) Children are a big responsibility. Even when you raise them to the best of your abilities and take them down the "right" path you still end up with a little hellion who you want to just beat the crap out of.
And another thing. Number one reason i wont have a child; you do the best you can for him/her. and lets say she's horribly rebellious, hitting you and talking back and treating you like anything. i do believe that to an extent you can try to help your kid; send them through boot camp, counciling. whatever. but i do believe that there is a point that you cannot do anything to help them, because they dont want to be helped. And if it ever hit that point, i would take my child to a hospital and leave it and give up all my parental rights. There's no way I am going to let someone disturb my peace and bring me so much heartache and pain i cant enjoy my life. I do believe people reach a point where you just have to let them go.
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rocco are you and teck like...married and living together? or what.....and where did you guys meet?
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what ali doesnt want anyone to know is that she has a secret fetish for collecting dead butterflies and even has her own secret room for them where they are pinned up on the walls and tables. The obsession has gotten so bad now that those butterflies on her shoes in her avator arent fake, they're real and she's taken to wearing said dead butterflies on her clothing now as a fashion statement!
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Germs are your enemy, and you've staged an all out war against them. You're usually sporting fresh undies and your hair is squeaky clean. Of course, everyone has certain things they find particularly repulsive, but there's also the possibility of going too far - do you shower several times a day, even though you don't really need to? Do you feel horribly uncomfortable in less-than-spotless environments, like a friend's neglected bathroom? While it's certainly beneficial to maintain a high level of hygiene, scientists have recently discovered that society's obsession with cleanliness is resulting in weakened immune systems. If we never allow ourselves the slightest exposure to some creepy crawlies, our bodies don't learn that they are, in fact, harmless. So keep on washing your hair and changing that underwear…but you could relax a little!
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Germs are your enemy, and you've staged an all out war against them. You're usually sporting fresh undies and your hair is squeaky clean. Of course, everyone has certain things they find particularly repulsive, but there's also the possibility of going too far - do you shower several times a day, even though you don't really need to? Do you feel horribly uncomfortable in less-than-spotless environments, like a friend's neglected bathroom? While it's certainly beneficial to maintain a high level of hygiene, scientists have recently discovered that society's obsession with cleanliness is resulting in weakened immune systems. If we never allow ourselves the slightest exposure to some creepy crawlies, our bodies don't learn that they are, in fact, harmless. So keep on washing your hair and changing that underwear…but you could relax a little!
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Did you make the decision to stay celibate until marriage because you thought it was the right thing to do, or because you thought that's what your loved ones would want you to do?
You grew up guided by your parents morals, expectations and opinions. Now you're making your own way in the world and deciding for yourself what's right for you.
Respecting yourself doesn't have to mean abstaining from sex. Taking care of yourself by making sure you're always protected during sex, choosing who you want to sleep with and not being persuaded into it, and keeping yourself out of potentially dangerous situations, is respecting yourself. In my opinion, anyway!
well i def didnt decided to abstain from sex because it's what my loved ones want....they dont try to control my sex life. Im abstaining from sex because I feel like it's what's best for ME right now. I need to be focusing on work and in the fall, college. and i dont need to be sexually tangled up in a relationship. I have goals, and i find that when i start caring about someone and i sleep with them, or decided to have a relationship with them that IS sexual, i give everything of myself to the guy and i become unfocused on what i need to do for ME.
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welll turns out it was saved in a draft here on lush......*shrugs* i think i fell out of my chair when i discovered it wasnt lost! lol
look for a new story from me within the next week! started a new job and they already have me working 40 hrs over the next 5 days
look for a new story from me within the next week! started a new job and they already have me working 40 hrs over the next 5 days
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thanks girl.....everyone that's posted seems to know where I'm coming from with this and for that I'm grateful. Thank you for all the advice and support
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thank you for the nice comments everyone!!! and thanks for humoring me with this! lol
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Okay, so here's the deal. I was raised in a very strict and christian household. Now, i believe in God, dont get me wrong, but lets just say I'm not the purest christian out there....I could do much better. Now, I WAS very sheltered but in May of last year I moved out and into my sisters house. Since then I have slept with 6 guys....all of whom (except for 1) i have had sex with only once and then it wasnt even because i wanted to....it was because i COULD. I didnt have feelings for these people and I slept with them anyways and it wasnt even good sex! I had no pleasure whatsoever with any of these guys. I dont really know what happened....I was raised to respect my body, and by me just sleeping with someone for absolutely no reason....I dont feel as if I'm respecting myself. I'm scared that every guy that shows some sort of sexual interest in me, I'm going to give it up. Why cant i just say NO and mean it and stick to it? I feel almost like i HAVE to sleep with them (not that im being forced).
So I have made up my mind to keep celibate untill marraige. But how am I going to achieve this if I keep having sex with dudes im into? And i know that just because I like a guy doesnt mean i have to sleep with them but i do it anyways....
ugh.....i dont know what to do!
So I have made up my mind to keep celibate untill marraige. But how am I going to achieve this if I keep having sex with dudes im into? And i know that just because I like a guy doesnt mean i have to sleep with them but i do it anyways....
ugh.....i dont know what to do!
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yes this is so true i have a bunch of creeps in my ignore list....they just dont get that women dont want to be attacked....we want to be befriended first.....we're not like guys we dont think with the thing between our legs
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yeah and get this, we just got this new computer back in june, and then something happened to it and we've havent had internet since then because my sis took it to place after place after place to get it looked at because it wasnt connecting online, and then just a couple weeks ago she took it to this guy who my stepmom knows and he fixed it, so just yesterday we hooked up online for the first time in almost a yr....and then this shit happens. so i think im gunna take your advice and invest in a flash drive....
thx bikebum
thx bikebum
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so last night i spent 5 hours 5 HOURS typing what would have been the best of all the stories i've written and the damn computer ERASED IT! yea....and get this....i saved like half of it.....and when i tried to retrieve it...the folder was NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.....
AS IF I HAVENT BEEN GOING THROUGH ENOUGH GOD FEELS INCLINED TO JUST FUCK UP THE ONLY THING THAT REALLY MAKES ME HAPPY? i mean..comon....why couldnt something else have happened....
now i feel like i let ppl down because alot of ppl have been asking me when i was gunna start submitting stories again now i dont know how long it's gunna take me to sit down and type what brilliancy i had last night....ugh
that story was a masterpiece. and i havent written one for months and then the second i actually get some inspiration and sit down to type BAM i get hit out of nowhere.
this...is...bullshit.
AS IF I HAVENT BEEN GOING THROUGH ENOUGH GOD FEELS INCLINED TO JUST FUCK UP THE ONLY THING THAT REALLY MAKES ME HAPPY? i mean..comon....why couldnt something else have happened....
now i feel like i let ppl down because alot of ppl have been asking me when i was gunna start submitting stories again now i dont know how long it's gunna take me to sit down and type what brilliancy i had last night....ugh
that story was a masterpiece. and i havent written one for months and then the second i actually get some inspiration and sit down to type BAM i get hit out of nowhere.
this...is...bullshit.
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"yeah" (usher) but it takes a "smooth operator" (sade) to pull this off without becoming "comatose" (skillet) and we're definately not "irreplacable" (beyonce) so someone pick up the slack for a lil bit!
(aaaa.....four-fer?)
how many songs do u think you can put on here to make sense?
(aaaa.....four-fer?)
how many songs do u think you can put on here to make sense?
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well....i am native american, irish, and african american.
sorry but it just didnt seem like anyone was gunna get it...lol
sorry but it just didnt seem like anyone was gunna get it...lol
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no im not...
keep em' coming...lets get through all the darker races before we start....lets say....branching out???
keep em' coming...lets get through all the darker races before we start....lets say....branching out???
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shalom....
but no...not afgan...otherwise i probably wouldnt be showing my hair....
but no...not afgan...otherwise i probably wouldnt be showing my hair....
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i dont know why my thing says i live in montreal...i did NOT do that....no im not haiti-> i wish
and being morroccan is a beautiful dream....
yeah and in my whole almost 19 yrs of life NOBODY has EVER gotton my heritage right....which is depressing....
and being morroccan is a beautiful dream....
yeah and in my whole almost 19 yrs of life NOBODY has EVER gotton my heritage right....which is depressing....
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i would LOVE to go back to the elizabethan era...its sounds so romantic and beautiful...but i'd want the GOOD romantic side of it and NOT the side where the era was founded on the exploitation of women...
would I marry someone guy thats 40 yrs older than me because it'll advance MY family???
the answer is hell NO.
i would not make myself unhappy for the rest of MY life just so my FAMILY can advance with titles...i dont get shit
i would be the type of wife to kill their husbands...because thats the only way women got to own ANYTHING...
so....maybe i would go back to the guy who thought up this brilliant thing called SLAVERY and beat the living SHIT outta him...for a few decades....
asshole....
would I marry someone guy thats 40 yrs older than me because it'll advance MY family???
the answer is hell NO.
i would not make myself unhappy for the rest of MY life just so my FAMILY can advance with titles...i dont get shit
i would be the type of wife to kill their husbands...because thats the only way women got to own ANYTHING...
so....maybe i would go back to the guy who thought up this brilliant thing called SLAVERY and beat the living SHIT outta him...for a few decades....
asshole....
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am i THAT exocitc looking? wow....
no ur in the danger zone of coldness lol
keep trying
no ur in the danger zone of coldness lol
keep trying
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not even close....lol. i dont think ANYONE will guess this right
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