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ablutophilia:
(sexual pleasure derived from taking baths, showers, or other modes of washing oneself.)
(sexual pleasure derived from taking baths, showers, or other modes of washing oneself.)
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annd I later checked........all the clocks at my home are alright........
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Friday,2 July,2010
3:00 a.m. ....I shud go to sleep now ....
I turned off the pc ..oh wait ..lemme tick some optics questions for tomorrow...
3:00 p.m. ...Bang !!..I woke up ..the clock :3:00 p.m. ..
Man !! this is too much..I really need to cut down my sleep hours ..
Nobody's home (as usual)
I did those questions .good......
Pc on ...lushstories.com.....nothin spl ...a guy giving his introduction...
Ran through few threads.....not many are ol ..*(donno y ?)
...now some chatting
Then surfed for my daily dose of humor ...4-5 articles..(weird..sites)
After arnd an hour of physics ..and another on net ...time check ::: 3:05 p.m.
Hmm.....I must get a bath now .( i didnt realized anything).
I'm in the bathroom ..Phone rings ....trin*** trin** ...
man ..thats frustrating ....
still ..I opened the door ..fetched the phone ..
Me : hello..
Dad: son, had your breakfast ??
Me: (lied) yeah ..
----call ended----
I dont eat nething before my bath...(good habit)
(back to the bathroom)
Wait a minute !!!??!!
Breakfast ?? NOW !! ..
Opened the door ...
To the clock : 11:00 a.m.
HOLY COW!!!!!
everything goin ....WHAT ??!!!??
last lines :: me (to clock) : "screw u!"
NO ..I m not a retard....these things happen...U never realize that...The fun is in the ending.
It happened.....It's true...(the heading is nonsense ...but i needed somethin catchy!)
Checkey's ....believe it or not!
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How to De-Stupify
This is tried-and-true method of de-stupifying yourself in only 11 easy steps.
Step 1. Admit it to yourself that you are stupid. "Hello, my name is Bob, and I am an idiot." That's perfect, unless your name isn't Bob, of course.
Step 2. Focus on your end objective, which is death. Yes, that's the end. Face it.
Steps 3 - 6. Don't make lists.
Step 7. Moved to a dumb state? If you move to a state such as Idaho or New Jersey, your IQ will immediately go up 10 points.
Step 8. Buy a gun. This is the smartest thing you can ever do. Especially if you have young children adept at lockpicking.
Step 9. Get a laptop and hang out at Starbucks. It won't make you any smarter, but you will look and feel more so.
Step 10. Smoke pot. It opens up your world, man...
Step 11. Repeat Step 12.
This is tried-and-true method of de-stupifying yourself in only 11 easy steps.
Step 1. Admit it to yourself that you are stupid. "Hello, my name is Bob, and I am an idiot." That's perfect, unless your name isn't Bob, of course.
Step 2. Focus on your end objective, which is death. Yes, that's the end. Face it.
Steps 3 - 6. Don't make lists.
Step 7. Moved to a dumb state? If you move to a state such as Idaho or New Jersey, your IQ will immediately go up 10 points.
Step 8. Buy a gun. This is the smartest thing you can ever do. Especially if you have young children adept at lockpicking.
Step 9. Get a laptop and hang out at Starbucks. It won't make you any smarter, but you will look and feel more so.
Step 10. Smoke pot. It opens up your world, man...
Step 11. Repeat Step 12.
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around 5-6 hours.......its vacation time and reading is the only thing to do.......even on workdays,being a student the reading hours are pretty much the same,its just that, the reading material is a bit academic in nature.
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Quote by Jillicious
I can play the trumpet.
And I can solve continuous second order non-homogeneous linear differential equations; using either the undetermined co-efficients method or the variation of parameter method. I could even pull out the Laplace transform if requested.
great............laplace transform is easy stuff.......but second order non-homogeneous linear differential equations freak me out.........
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Quote by Willow15
that was good checkey , ive tried cs 3 but its just so complicated
true.....it needs to be much more user friendly......even the online tutorials won't help much.......
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Quote by BudIce
Thank you Checkey. ,, I like what you done. Thank You Sir!
well it was my pleasure...........annd thank you for the compliments
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Quote by BudIce
Damn Checky.,, You got talent man! , can you fix me up with my own special coffee cup?
no buddy,no talent.....
step1-Search a good pic through Google image.
step2-Try your hands at the Adobe Photoshop.
Well at photoshop,I'm just a beginner......Anyways,I tried something for u........do inform if u liked it....
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Cheers!!!
solving all your coffee needs since.....time immemorial.....
solving all your coffee needs since.....time immemorial.....
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Quote by NechoQuote by checkey
In short, men are bound by mother nature to do so.....they can't help it......men, in a way are programmed to do so............Blame the X chromosome,which men carry,for all the 'trouble'.....
Women also have the X chromosome, I think you a referring to the Y chromosome. Women are XX, men are XY
damn sorry dear,yes the Y chromosome(edited)
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wear a cape....I don't want to hide that smile......
to be fancied by everyone, but impotent or to be repulsive but virile
to be fancied by everyone, but impotent or to be repulsive but virile
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post in all forum games till i find an apt conversation.
would you prefer a question on integration by parts or one on partial derivatives.
would you prefer a question on integration by parts or one on partial derivatives.