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Mathusela
Over 90 days ago
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I don't know who Judge Joe Brown and Jude Judy are, but The Beatles are in my blood. That video gives me goose flesh.
I first saw Rockey Horror in "76. It was during the high point of the mania, some theater in Toledo. The first feature was the film accompanying Meat Loafs "Bat Out of Hell" Then Rockey Horror came on... I couldn't believe it. During this showing I actually was afraid for myself. Bottles were hurled at the screen and breaking. Couldn't hear a word of the dialogue. All kinds of shit going on around me, I wanted to get out of there, but I was the guest.

Curry has had a couple of albums that were quite good. Only one "Hit." His "I Do The Rock" I haven't seen all of his films. I get that he's had a comfortable career.
When it's 1 O'clock A.M. , I know I need to get to sleep, can barely keep my eyes open, and I just got hooked on another story...
I was at a party. We were all high school band students. There was a little beer and a little smoke, there was a point when guys and gals paired off. Was with a gal who was really hot for me and I only luke warm for her, but here she was sticking her tongue in my ear... I guess she thought that was erotic, maybe for her. I thought it was odd... this loud wet sound in my ear. Does anyone here at lush think that is hot? Sticking a tongue in your partners ear?

She soon began to stick her tongue in my mouth, and the sexual neophyte I then was, thought that was odd too. She soon unbuttoned my jeans and grabbed my cock. So I followed suit and unbuttoned hers. She was crude at handling cock, but I was just as crude at fingering pussy. We eventually got one another off. It wasn't an especially memorable experience. Afterward I sniffed my fingers, sort of waving them under my nose, and recoiled. Whew... It was quite some time before I had the courage to put my open mouth down there. It was having dreamt about it that gave me the courage to. In my dream, I was between a womans legs (Don't know who she was} looking at her pussy with the memory of sniffing my cuntly scented fingers. I looked, and I looked, then thought, "What the hell..." then opened my mouth and licked her split. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, so I licked it again. The dream sequence faded, and the next time I was naked with a gal I licked her pussy. And it was good.
Kira! I just read "The Booth" I am awestruck... Wonderfull! I'll read whatever you write. I am at this moment so envious of the ladies, your ability to pull that off!
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The one that makes me laugh is the pop up porn that shows lovely women apparently living in the same city. The site looks up your IP, gets the name of the area, and fills it in. "Hey I live in xxxx too!"



I know right. I never would have guessed that so many "sexy sluts" live right here in my small town!


And all of them wanting YOU!
I don't think puffy nips are freaky. It may be that because they are kind of rare that I find them highly erotic, not unlike the unusually large clitoris. One that pokes out from beneath the hood, begging to suckled...



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I'm sure some of those acrobatic gymnasts could probably do that


Or contortionists, if there are pics, they must be on the pay sites. A very few photo-shopped jobs are around, but one cannot find authentic auto cunnillingus pics. *sigh*
Worse than that, snapped them from the computer screen! My cyber skills are rudumentary at best.
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I think all those women auditioned for the role of Morticia in the Addams Family.


But Morticia was HOT!
There once was a lady named Alice

Who used TNT for a phallus

They found her vagina in North Carolina

And her rectum in Buckingham Palace!





There once was a man from Racine

Who'd invented a fucking machine

It could fuck either sex, concave or convex

But oh, what a bitch to clean!
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I just watched, "The Day the Earth Stood Still". I thought it pretty decent for a Keanu Reeves flick, but the ending? Just once, I'd like to see a movie where the world really does end. I wonder how well that would go over with the Box Office! And now we are off to watch reruns of REALLY old Saturday Night Live's!


2012 comes close, it's the ultimate disaster flick.
I heard Gina Gershon and Madonna are going to star in a remake of "Thelma and Louise"
My wife and met in a polyamorous arena. She has always had multiple lovers, and I have been OK with it. I'd have had multiple lovers if I was more outgoing, I don't believe in monogamy. She now has a man she's really in love with. He visits regularly, spends a weekend a month with him, and visits his family with him and our son.

I can't help but feel somewhat displaced. I enjoy our family, the togetherness... I'm not really happy when this guy is around. It's hard to know if it's the conditioning of our culture or biological in nature, this displaced feeling. I suppose it doesn't matter why I feel this way, it's figuring out how to deal with it.
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How to give a blow job that knocks his socks off


Yes, with a deep throat...
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Stop doesn't work if "reluctance" is part of the roleplaying. It's got to be something out of the context, but easy to remember and easy to use.

Speed Boat
Flapjack
Checkers

Really, when's the last time you told your lover "Don't Stop cooking flapjacks on your speedboat!! Play checkers harder!!!!"


I've never had BSDM experience. Stop is what we use in this house whenever something is going on that is bothering another, and we all respect it.
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It can become a fine line of trust when tieing up partners. I have experienced both giving and receiving when your with a loving partner, but when things arn't going that great in a relationship, be careful, what once might have been a fun caring thing to do can turn a little bit not nice.

Always have a special code word (for instance chocolate) that both you and your partner share, so that if you become scared or don't like it you can just say that word and that person knows to stop.


STOP! Best code word there is.
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I saw a video clip from GGW and this girl in a hotel room squirted like 6 feet and it went everywhere, the couch, coffee table, chair, carpet, everywhere. The first blast headed right at the cameraman and he had to dodge it, was a hilarious video clip.


I believe I've seen that one... awesome. I like Cytheria the squirt queen myself. She looks like her whole body is having the orgasm. Wish I could cum like that!


Funny you mention Cytheria the hubby says that's the one porn star that I cum just like except for the volume of projectile liquid of course! LOL


Sweet Lady, I am envious of your husband.