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MagdalenaRaegan
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 33
United States
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I love the language you use! "it would be a fruitless endeavor"
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Well since he won't rob a bank... I'll have to go with pass and hugs.
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Dresses up as a gophers cheerleader every time he goes grocery shopping.
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Is the oldest person still trying to get their knot tying merit badge
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Bahaha, no!
Is the stunt double for every single power ranger, including pink and yellow
Is the stunt double for every single power ranger, including pink and yellow
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Quote by imark2
i had chinese so i might taste like sweet and sour sauce
Hey now, back to the game! This isn't a "what would you lick off of the person above you" thread
But, I'd lick you ;) haha
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I spilled sauce on my chin at dinner. If you run into it, just ignore the thick tomatoey taste. Haha
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Actually lives on a houseboat and is unsure of what a "horse" truly looks like, unless it is a seahorse.
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A little old but a damn good writer. We'll see where the day takes us ;)
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Is the reason why a PMS relief pill box now comes with the warning, "do not use if you have prostrate problems"
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(hey now, if we don't count jay-walking, and who really does, I have never broken a law)
The childrens poem "wee willy winky" is based on wooody's great great great great grandfather.
The childrens poem "wee willy winky" is based on wooody's great great great great grandfather.
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Your popularity here and my lack of a great butt intimidates me into saying no for now.
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lol He's a private investigator & a wizard not a thief
But doesn't robbing a bank together sound like great fun?! Haha.
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Is my current partner/getaway car driver for the excessive robbery that I refuse to leave behind.
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We could ... Rob a bank together, lol. But pass on the sex for now.
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Is actually Uma Thurman. She never could release her role as Ms. Ivy. She now spends her days in a mental ward with a fabulous Internet connection.
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Actively stalks Johnny Depp and has considered replacing his own hands with scissors multiple times only to realize it would ruin his jack sparrow costume.