Because I actually fucked her in the ass and she can't move for 2 days. Lucky her.
Whos making breakfest? You or me?
Go out and start pointing at people randomly
My cup of coffee & toast with poached eggs and melted cheese
Shes helping me take over the world
Loves to wear my boxers on her head
*Tackles and jogs backwards* I win
Find a certain female to fuck senseless
She really isn't in a happy relationship
Pass with a glass of Grey Goose
Kinky bastard!
Grats! You're 84% kinky!
Well well well, you kinky bastard! Most likely you're into some weird shit, which is always great. Consider mailing the author of this test, and keep up the good work ;)
Well I like my results. I didn't doubt it for a second.
I Almost Told You That I Loved You-Papa Roach
He prances around in a pink tu-tu
I knew you were watching.
She gives hand-jobs to strangers
Pfft. *Takes her pom poms and does a backflip* I'm the winner winner chicken dinner
Only because you offered!
Is wanting me to pose for her
Take her hat, put it on, and prance around her naked
All three of course! But her tight, wet, dripping snatch is going to get rammed first.
Pfft. He really isn't a rough-n-wild stud then if he refuses to eat out your cunt. Out of all over the older women I have slept with they have complained that their partners (who were in their age range) prefer to keep it ol'fashioned and just do the wam-bam-thankyoumam missonary. For someone as hardcore and lustful (hence the name) once a woman opens her legs or is bent over I dive face first into that gash. I could eat a woman's pussy for hours. Teach that young stud to eat properly. He's giving us a bad name.
It's a very big turn on but I usually prefer to cum inside a woman.
Big boobs. Great to grope, fuck, and watch them jiggle. *drools a bit*