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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 154
United States
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YES, I love eating Women, They are very tasty when done Med. Rare, & Seasoned with A.1. Stake Sauce But absolutely Delicious when seasoned with Dream Whip..
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I really need to learn to type. Thus allowing me to chat with My friends..
And from the looks of it , I need to wash my hands.LOL
And from the looks of it , I need to wash my hands.LOL
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ONLY WAY TO IMPROVE HIS AVATAR IS TO SURROUND FAADY WITH NAKED WOMEN.
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DURING THE DEPRESSION MY MOM'S FOLKS HAD MONEY.. THEY ALSO HAD A FAMILY THAT DROPPED IN EVERY SUNDAY, JUST BEFORE SUPPER.. ONE SUNDAY JUST BEFORE THE OTHER FAMILY SHOWED UP, GRAND PA LOCKED THEIR DOG IN A BEDROOM. HE ALSO INSTRUCTED EVERY ONE, THAT THEY WERE NOT TO MENTION THE DOG..
PART WAY THROUGH SUPPER, THE COMPANY ASKED ABOUT THE DOG.. MOM'S ENTIRE FAMILY STOPPED EATING, BOWED THEIR HEADS & STARED AT THEIR PLATES. THE COMPANY DEPARTED AS RAPIDLY AS THEY COULD.NEVER TO EAT THERE AGAIN.
SHE (A total stranger)THEN SHARED THIS WITH ME. SAME SITUATION DIFFERENT CURE. HER GRAND MOTHER TOLD EVERY ONE THAT WHEN THEY WERE FINISHED EATING ,THAT THEY WERE TO PLACE THEIR PLATE ON THE FLOOR, & THAT WHEN THEIR DOG WAS FINISHED LICKING THE PLATE CLEAN , THAT THEY WERE TO DIRECTLY PLACE THAT (dirty) PLATE BACK ON THE THE SHELF. Problem solved) COMPANY SPLIT BEFORE SUPPER WAS FINISHED.
SMART ASS ME HAD TO ADD. I USE TO LET MY DOG CLEAN MY DISHES, BUT I FINALLY RAN OUT OF DISHES..THEN I GOT SMARTER & GOT A RETRIEVER, NOW I HAVE DISHES THAT I HAVE NOT SEEN IN YEARS. 80% of this is true.. hope you found the humor.. JOEL
PART WAY THROUGH SUPPER, THE COMPANY ASKED ABOUT THE DOG.. MOM'S ENTIRE FAMILY STOPPED EATING, BOWED THEIR HEADS & STARED AT THEIR PLATES. THE COMPANY DEPARTED AS RAPIDLY AS THEY COULD.NEVER TO EAT THERE AGAIN.
SHE (A total stranger)THEN SHARED THIS WITH ME. SAME SITUATION DIFFERENT CURE. HER GRAND MOTHER TOLD EVERY ONE THAT WHEN THEY WERE FINISHED EATING ,THAT THEY WERE TO PLACE THEIR PLATE ON THE FLOOR, & THAT WHEN THEIR DOG WAS FINISHED LICKING THE PLATE CLEAN , THAT THEY WERE TO DIRECTLY PLACE THAT (dirty) PLATE BACK ON THE THE SHELF. Problem solved) COMPANY SPLIT BEFORE SUPPER WAS FINISHED.
SMART ASS ME HAD TO ADD. I USE TO LET MY DOG CLEAN MY DISHES, BUT I FINALLY RAN OUT OF DISHES..THEN I GOT SMARTER & GOT A RETRIEVER, NOW I HAVE DISHES THAT I HAVE NOT SEEN IN YEARS. 80% of this is true.. hope you found the humor.. JOEL
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Faady , Glad to see you are still trying to promote world peace..
Faady is involved in other pursuits,so Ill find someone else to shoot pool with.
Faady is involved in other pursuits,so Ill find someone else to shoot pool with.
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Go private, possibly.. But would much rather go out with Evie
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OMG I LOOKED ALL AROUND & SAW NO ONE BELOW ME. DAMN IT ANOTHER NIGHT OF JACKING OFF..(-:
Maybe, well have to see
Poppet hope you like having your breasts lavage d.
Maybe, well have to see
Poppet hope you like having your breasts lavage d.
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Miss Tina I am so sorry to have to tell you that they no longer hang mules.
BTW, Just because I act like a jackass, does not mean that I share other traits with them..LOL
Very luscious body.
BTW, Just because I act like a jackass, does not mean that I share other traits with them..LOL
Very luscious body.
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Poppet I want to thank you, for the beer. I no longer drink.either give it to Buz or Jammie.
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Yea I'm Game & besides the coast line by Sidney offers a opportunity to try some surfing.
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Probably not, But ii would love to go back east again, To MOON DANCE. Loved it.
TPBM; Also admires Mexican Goddess's Figure.
TPBM; Also admires Mexican Goddess's Figure.
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Shery Welcome to lush..I'm inclined to agree with LK, a little color will not hurt nor would posting a little information in your profile / Bio.
Its rather difficult commenting without having any idea of the subject.
Its rather difficult commenting without having any idea of the subject.
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rather than making a total ass of myself , I ll pass.
Wow you were not there when I posted, hope its not to late to reconsider.
Change of plans Lets start with conversation, kissing, Kissing, KISSing , more KISSING.
Wow you were not there when I posted, hope its not to late to reconsider.
Change of plans Lets start with conversation, kissing, Kissing, KISSing , more KISSING.
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not A lover of small dogs, But that puppy is a living doll. What breed is it? For a long time now, I have been using small cuts of hot dogs in my training,I find they get desired results faster than other treats, other treats are given after training has been accomplished.. Word of caution, Dogs have an uncanny ability to pick out & chew up the most expensive shoe first,& will most likely continue to do so until, we overcome the habit of leaving shoes laying around.
You are now entering a wonderful relation ship with a living friend that will give you its love unconditionally.best wishes. joel
Should you ever have to correct her , DON'T HIT HER WITH YOUR HAND.
You are now entering a wonderful relation ship with a living friend that will give you its love unconditionally.best wishes. joel
Should you ever have to correct her , DON'T HIT HER WITH YOUR HAND.
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She has just given a beautiful gift.
Gift;My respect & admiration.
Gift;My respect & admiration.
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Jumping in , saving my energy for racing Joan & Jethro..still room for other competitive swimmers.