REHABILITATION
(takes a deep breath)
Really eager hands at belts in long iterations tend, alas, to ignite ongoing nakedness
Roses are red
Ping changed the thread
And sniffing glue
Might leave you dead
(Or your hand stuck to your tool)
Roses are red
Paige I'm ready for the pile
Just say the word
We'll end with all smiles
Roses are red
Squealing is fun
With the right party
I promise not to run
Roses are red
Xmas day just flew
Paige is the sweetest
That is so true
Under her tree it's crowded
With more lining up
Ashley and Heidi
In a never ending hookup
And Lynn has her dragons
While Ping has his fist
What out for his mistletoe
When he's flicking his wrist
Roses are red
Ping's getting old
Still strokin' his pecker
Always so bold
And sweet Paige
We keep her waiting
As my clothes I will shed
Cause it's time for more dating
Our date long overdue
So let's jump back in bed
Lynn surely will join in
Where love and lust have led
Roses are red
Damn double post
Guess I'll just edit
And not just coast
Roses are red
Welcome back Lyn
You're just in time
As we all will win
The room will be rockin'
On bed, floor and dresser
All of the surfaces
None being the lesser
We'll party through the night
Drawing from each many sighs
Not stopping until sunlight
Or til the batteries die
Roses are red
Watching the Heidi and Lynn show
And can't wait for Xmas
To make Paige glow
Roses are red
Can it be true
Wiggles my bottom
Lynn knows what to do
And Heidi's bed
Where dreams bloom
And if Paige joins in
Might never leave the room
Roses are red
It's winter time too
I like drinking wine
And then getting screwed
:-)
Roses are red
Your neighbor should move out
To make room for me
Then there'll be no doubt