"Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit."
Even if it's just for one night, she's gotta be interesting. I'm talking explorative sex, followed by pizza and intellectual pillow talk, then we go on to build a fort and play video games. Basically, a best friend with benefits that I have to say bye to.
A cashier at a petrol station shamelessly flirted with me once. It was 3am. I was tired. The store was empty. She pulls her top off over her head, sits on the counter and pulls me between her legs for a quick grope and kiss before putting her top back on and getting back to work. I'm 90% sure she was baked, too.
Well, I'm 28 so she would be 48. Unless she's super fit and rich, probably not.
Why they settle for less than they deserve.
Hmm...I like bending a girl over a kitchen counter and pounding her ass.
No, sorry. Don't think it's nice for the kid.
Let's just say, if your hair is red, get the fuck in my bed!
Oh... I bought my girl a pizza after sex (like always) and a new video game.
I love adorable smiles, man. Puppy eyes. I like the way they look up at me all sparkly and shit when I make her cum. The way they plead with me as I tease. The way they crinkle as she smiles when I kiss her little nose. AWW. I love cute girls.
I've masturbated in front of my girl, a stranger and another guy (not at the same time, though).
Ugh, yes. YES. YESSSSSSSS.
I watched my girl fuck two guys on her birthday. I got them gift wrapped for her (literally). They pounded her like fucking bulldogs, yo.
Girl called screamed "daddy" when I made her cum...
Uh...maybe one day? I dunno. Seems strange...but maybe I will in a moment of crazy passion, eh?
Humans may judge, but love doesn't because it sees nothing but the heart in the person, nothing else.
Humans may judge, but love doesn't because it sees nothing but the heart in the person, nothing else.
1. Last year. Music festival. Girl from an Indie Band. In a tent. Jesus...
2. I remember hearing hundreds of voices chattering outside the tent. She's underneath me, her nails in my back as I gracefully and quickly thrust into her. I remember her nails penetrating the back of my shoulders as I bring her closer...
3. Let's just say, my mind was wiped clean, and it was like thousands of nerves in burst at the same time with pleasure. I could no longer hear the hundreds of voices chattering outside our tent, because I was ecstatic. My body was trembling as I remember her hands stroking my spine as I thrust into her one last time.
4. I started to fuck her harder and more desperately, and my head was spinning yet everything around me was as still as I had ever seen it.
5. I growled. I'm a lion in the sheets. GRRR.
6. My eyes open wide like I'm in shock or something.
7. No but my body collapsed onto hers and I couldn't move until five minutes later.
1. My ex cheated on me, so uh, awkward... I did imagine her fucking another man.
2. Girl I'm with now? Awesome as fuck. So yeah.
3. My girl has fucked girls and guys for my viewing pleasure.
I guess it's interesting to hear your name being screamed in a different accent.
Heh....
Yo, I know how to use it. That's satisfying enough.
It doesn't matter what she looks like, if she has charm, humour and intelligence then...shit, where'd my pants go!?
Role play?
Throw his iPhone out the window?
Sleep LOL.
Maybe order a pizza and chill with the girl.
Tattoos make my knees weak...and girls with dreadlocks. Phew...
I like tattoos anywhere. No preferences. Although Neck and stomach tattoos are quite attractive...
Random woman? Um...I'd probably gently push her away and walk off. I'm sorry but at least speak to me first, y'know? This aint the movies.
Random woman? Um...I'd probably gently push her away and walk off. I'm sorry but at least speak to me first, y'know? This aint the movies.
Honestly? No idea. I guess they're marketing their territory? LOL. Sort of like, "I woz ere."
I love going down on girls. I used to avoid it because a confidence issue (ex kept giggling and saying it was weird) but then I realised some girls just have a hard time being vulnerable and letting go. Now that my confidence has risen again, I love going down on chicks. Watching them squirm is very satisfying.