That's it, I'm sleeping in the garage from now on
No, but wanted to. Ever want to join an orgy of lush members?
Bend her over, spread her legs, and spank her ass and pussy
Always, she is quite attractive but knew I stood a snowballs shot in hell.
Do you ever wonder "what if" when thinking of an ex?
Guilty, don't ask.
Ever fantasize about the hot girl in class?
Whomp there it is ...... In my pants
He didn't deserve you if he couldn't just ask you why you needed the site. He needed to approach it differently rather than one last romp and run. His loss is another mans gain
Spank her ass and see how she wanted it
Use my imagination and try a few things
Innocent
Ever envy your best friend for dating the girl you've always wanted?
Throw him a beer and say cheers
How the hell does this happen, tomorrow I start AA
I would open the door saying it's a new trendy gay hangout and charge them 10 bucks a head to go to where he is
Let him go and tell him run before we hear dueling banjos
Ok, see this is why I never drink anything I can't spell
Spank and play around a bit
Well I think I got lost on my way to bed....I'll just be hitting the old dusty road