Moved to Antarctica to save the penguins
Think of you later (Empty Room) - Every Avenue
Visit a sex shop and get a sexy costume
Standing up while he holds me off the ground against a wall
I haven't had sex since June.
I'm not much of a sports fan, soooo...
... being woken up in the middle of a sexy dream.
Invite them in for a tight squeeze, three person shower.
Makeup.
Handcuffs or blindfold.
Try to clean his dirty mind, shampoo his hair.
Is planning and financing an open invitation lush meet up in Mexico!
Some cross between Frank from Donnie Darko and Mr. Genki from Saints Row: The Third
Discovered the cure for every known disease but won't share it.
Open a 2L bottle of Coke at 3AM.
I just ordered a pizza. I KID I KID... Although now I've given myself ideas...
This throne is very comfortable.
Has never started a private chat with someone on Lush uninvited.
Reminds me of a poet I often see at my local Poetry Slam, so I want to write poetry!
Sorry to let the air out of your tires, so to speak, but your victory was short lived!
How does it feel to be usurped?