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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 65
United States
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This happened when I was married. I had called home to see what my wife wanted to do for dinner. She didn't feel like cooking and neither did I. We placed an order with our favorite mexican restaurant in town so I went to pick up the order. We had to order for 4 of us including our children. I had quite a bit of stuff to carry into the house and proceeded to grab everything. As I was walking to the stairs my shorts I was wearing fell down around my ankles. Luckily for me I was wearing underwear. I couldn't pull them up because my hands were full. I glanced out towards the street (at the time we lived on one of the busiest streets in town) and some woman in the passenger seat of a car pointed and started to laugh. I climbed the two steps the best I could with my hands full and my shorts around my ankles and made my way to the door. I was able to ring the door bell and my daughter answered the door. She looked at me and said, "Hey Dad your shorts are around your ankles.", I told her to just open up the damn door and she was laughing hysterically as well as my wife when she walked into the living room. I said, "A little help would be nice" then proceeded to laugh about the whole thing.
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