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Sitting with my feet in the ocean. I don't know why, but it's great.
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Fairly_Fairie
Over 90 days ago
Female, 33
United States
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Granted, but what she means is you're coated in pop rocks, and proceeds licking them off, which is rather painful on your nether regions.
I wish that I could stop caring about the guy who has hurt me multiple times over without ever trying.
I wish that I could stop caring about the guy who has hurt me multiple times over without ever trying.
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Granted, but there is a huge crop circle causing the standing corn to be full of radiation.
I wish that I could get a massage from a good looking male with my shimmer lotion.
I wish that I could get a massage from a good looking male with my shimmer lotion.
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At least that isn't what my grandmother would have done.... Love her so much. It involves a meat grinder....
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Granted, every day is perfect, but every night causes destruction and terror to all.
I wish that I wasn't addicted to salt.... >.>
I wish that I wasn't addicted to salt.... >.>
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Granted, but you now own nothing.
I wish I knew if things were ok with my friends....
I wish I knew if things were ok with my friends....
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I've used it for money, my phone, lighters/matches, small nail glue (I was at a wedding), safety pins in a bag (wedding again), and there was a gift box with a necklace one time....
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Granted, you have an earthquake instead.
I wish that I could go to a Blackmore's Night concert.
I wish that I could go to a Blackmore's Night concert.
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Granted, but they belong to a zombie porn star. Good luck with that one.
I wish I had my driver's license already.
I wish I had my driver's license already.
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Granted, but he walks a path full of rodents, which get chased so far, your dog can no longer get back.
I wish I didn't need to sleep ever again, without risk of going crazy.
I wish I didn't need to sleep ever again, without risk of going crazy.
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Granted, but it doesn't work, as can be seen in the way it blows up once you plug it in.
I wish that my zippo never needed to be refilled, but still had flame.
I wish that my zippo never needed to be refilled, but still had flame.
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Granted, but you're a ghost. Sorry on the whole death bit.
I was that I could go swimming with out freezing.
I was that I could go swimming with out freezing.
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Granted, but it is ages old and has dust infused into it after melting and solidifying again.
I wish that I had more incense.
I wish that I had more incense.
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Granted, you now have a dominant woman, who makes you pay to watch her with another man.
I wish that the people who ran the school system were smarter when it came to maintaining the schools and know when it's proper to close it for the day.
I wish that the people who ran the school system were smarter when it came to maintaining the schools and know when it's proper to close it for the day.
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Granted, but they are sick the entire time, so only sleep.
I wish my laptop were fixed....
I wish my laptop were fixed....
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Granted, but you have to share them.
I wish I could have my current teaser here.
I wish I could have my current teaser here.
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If the voice is half as bad as the looks I'm sure my ears would bleed.....
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I'm curious. What are some things that people can physically do to relax you?
Personally having someone hold my neck with their thumb in front of my ear with our foreheads touching and eyes closed is one of the best things ever. Another is being held against them my back to their chest.
Personally having someone hold my neck with their thumb in front of my ear with our foreheads touching and eyes closed is one of the best things ever. Another is being held against them my back to their chest.
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Granted, but it only does from the point of view of a squirrel.
I wish I felt better.
I wish I felt better.
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Granted, but it's full of poisonous plants.
I wish I wouldn't get any more migraines.
I wish I wouldn't get any more migraines.
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Granted, but my addiction lies elsewhere.
I wish I had more time to get ready.
I wish I had more time to get ready.
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Granted, but it is too much to have alone.
I wish that I could fly away from all the shit going on in my life.
I wish that I could fly away from all the shit going on in my life.
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Granted, though you can never return to your own time, resulting in never again seeing your loved ones as you know them.
I wish I were able to get my tattoo now....
I wish I were able to get my tattoo now....
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Granted, but you have to help keep the flood in the basement from getting too bad.... Maybe doing laundry too.
I wish I weren't tired.
I wish I weren't tired.
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Granted, but your cruise ship gets lost in the Bermuda Triangle.
I wish I had the guy who gave me my first kiss here with me.
I wish I had the guy who gave me my first kiss here with me.
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Female ejaculation can give the same feeling of needing to urinate. It's possible that there is the proper stimulation given more easily when taking her from behind.
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Not particularly fond of it. I haven't had a pleasurable experience with it at least.