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I though gummies went in bourbon, not coffee? Wouldn't a gummy basically melt in coffee (assuming fresh made and therefore hot)??
Melting is the point! It just adds a little flavor, and a little bump. Okay, I've never tried it, but the internet says it works great!
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We had this on v1 for a decade. It's nice to see some old features coming back. The interminable to-do list is slowly getting done. The more we can keep people engaged, the better, I say.
This screenshot made me homesick for the old site. And Oceanrunner! Good writer! Hope he's doing well.
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For those wondering why, my next story here will be a flash retelling my current one from the store clerk's POV.
Same picture please!
Woke up too early again. Bah humbug. Better hit me with a coffee. I plan to laze away the day reading comp entries on both sites. Maybe make an attempt at a flash for the rhymes-with-gnu site.
I had a 182 word story up for about 10 minutes. Decided I didn't like it and deleted it. Thanks to the 3 or 4 people who actually saw it. I may try to whittle it down to a micro.
Coffee please! I hope that's not a gummie I see at the bottom of the cup. It's not even noon!
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gets out step ladder, nails a sign on the wall
thank you to all of you for making this possible by being wonderful human beings.
Even Kaiju? Even after destroying Tokyo? All we ever wanted was acceptance flies off happily on Mothra’s back
Nothing new here. Getting the last few touches of Christmas done.
Remember the flash comp over at Stories Space (https://www.storiesspace.com/)! Use up any leftover flash ideas for the flash comp extravaganza here! It really is fun.
Coffee and a gummie please.
I’ve had sex on LSD. It can be crazy hot, but you have to be able to get past the weird shit (I remember my girlfriend’s head turning into a bird head and having to take a moment). A big yes as long as it’s not your first time.
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Thanks for that, Ape.
EDIT: I just pulled what we'll call a Lyf, and forgot to hit the Like button on several stories I'd read and commented on. I went back and thought I got them all, but let me know if I missed yours. Or worse, if I changed my like back into a non-like because us poor colorblinds can't tell the difference between the colors. Discrimination!
A bourbon would be awesome. Maybe a gummie at the bottom, slowly dissolving into the alcohol.
There's a WHOLE NEW FLASH COMP over at Stories Space! C'mon! Let's get some Lushies over on the blue site to write some non-smutty flash! It's Christmas!
Okay. Done shouting. The comp looks cool though.
I should get to reading some comp entries over here today. So glad to be done with my two. Sadly I like my first attempt WAY better than my eventual official entry.
Coffee and a cinnamon roll please!
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Fuck. I keep forgetting to hit the "Like" thingy on stories, had to go back and hit Ensorceled's. (Sorry!)
If I comment on a story of yours and didn't "like" it, it’s because I'm a fuckup.
Thanks for liking me Lyf! I do that all the time. I am partially colorblind, and I can’t really tell when the like button has been hit. I have been known to click it 4 or 5 times, trying to figure out the proper hue.
Anyway. Thanks for the reads everyone, I will get to reading some more entries after I get done welcoming Layla home. So don’t wait up. I cannot accurately describe how much I missed her, this last trip. Sigh. We are coming up on 10 years together.
Coffee please!
Afternoon all. Exhausting day, but I did finish a comp entry. Less sex than my first try, but more dialogue.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/faith-and-joy
I’d kill for a drink, but I am picking up Layla at the airport tonight! So, coffee for me.
Merry Christmas season everyone,
It's Christmas. Anything can happen.
Flash Erotica Quote by CarltonStJames
Pfft, I wish.
The way it's looking, revising the sex may be the only way to get this draft within the threshold. Didn't want to do it, but time's running low.
Son of a Bitch 😔.
That’s why I mostly stick foreplay when writing flash 
I’m in. Less sex than the first go, but more dialogue.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/faith-and-joy
It's Christmas. Anything can happen.
Flash Erotica Quote by Piquet
As a clever and creative kaiju (with three heads no less) I'm sure you'll come up with something. Hang in there.
GOT it! And, boom, I just hit Publish. I love that moment, hitting the Publish button.
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Relax. Just take yourself in hand and let it cum!
🤣
I TRIED THAT!
Man, my THIRD attempt at a story for this is flaming out. Maybe I've lost my touch at writing porn.
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If Sprite drops in tell her I'm out back playing with the kitty. Her curiousity will get the better of her and she will fall into my nefarious trap.
I'm currently chilling in bed with TWO kitties. Sadly, they have no interest in playing with me and and are huddled at the foot of the bed, mocking me.
My new comp entry is quickly turning PG-13, and it disappoints me. No spark. I need to think of something filthy to write about.
Fingers crossed for a great job eval, Kimmie. You've got this.
My knee is still messed up, but I got a brace yesterday, which is helping me hobble around a little better. Just go to make it to Tuesday, when Layla comes back home. I've got a memoir critique group at 10, so better start cracking.
Coffee!
The Grapes of Wrath. I read it in college. It reminds me of my Dad.
Do you like to shovel snow?
Still stuck in bed, temporarily wifeless and irritable, but at least I have an idea for a comp entry that follows ALL the rules. It will give me something to do.
Hello all. I have another weekend looming with a bum knee and no wife, so I might take a second shot at this comp thing. My problem is, I was so happy with the thing I originally wrote, I can't get excited about new ideas. My boredom vs. my perfectionism.
I'm so fucking bored. It takes so much effort to move anywhere. Sigh.
Lyf, I have woken up with kitty hair in my mouth more than once.
I'd love a coffee.
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It’s amazing! You are truly a gifted writer!
And you still have time to write another for the comp!
If I can come up with a fast 1000 words in the next week I might give it a shot. No ideas for flashing yet.
I read a couple handfuls of entries yesterday. It’s fun to read flash comp entries, because they go so fast, and you get to see so many interpretations of the theme.
Coffee please. My knee still hurts like fuck. I’m in bed with a laptop and a thermos of coffee. Grrr
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Best work I've got from my image generator of choice so far. Took some wordsmithing of the prompt, though. First try was a bit too chaste-looking to be Minnie.
It's literally my high school mall fantasy come to life.
My (non) comp entry. Non because I read the rules too quickly. Let me be a cautionary tale to you all: actually read the all rules of the comp before you start writing. I'm so bad at rules.
She knows what he wants.
Flash Erotica My story is published, but I missed the bit about it being flash-related, so I had to pull it out (heh) of the comp. Bah humbug. Anyway, here's my non-comp flash, if anyone cares to read it.
She knows what he wants.
Flash Erotica Quote by sprite
just a reminder for anyone reading this thread. the theme is FLASHING. if there is no FLASHING in your story, it will be sent back. for those unsure - FLASHING doesn't mean being naked. it's the deliberate, or sometimes non-deliberate act of showing off either your tits, your pussy, your cock, or your ass in a teasing way or flirtatious manner. thank you
D'oh! Guess I'm out. Totally read past that. Mine's just a regular flash. 
I blame the pain meds.
I'm in. The MS Word word counter gave me a higher number that the Lush word counter. Weird. I snuck a couple words back in still and stayed under 1000 on the Lush counter.
I do a ton of walking, even in the winter. I also lift a set of small weights on my off days.
