Pfizer Corp. (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will
soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola (Pepsi
Bottling Group NYSE PBG) as a power beverage suitable for use as-is, or as
a mixer, under the name "Mount And Do". Pepsi's proposed ad campaign
suggests: "It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a
stiff one."
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years..
He had a large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
Some old men can still think fast.
Two women were playing golf One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed
directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin,
fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist, and I know I could relieve
your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away
and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments
And asked, 'How does that feel'?
He replied, 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?'
The nun replied, 'He went that way.'
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq .'
The nun said, 'I understand completely.'
The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'
The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either.'
I dunno why they hide their Big Beautiful Bodies from public view, but it is rather unfortunate that they do.... if only they knew how much so many men love and admire their sexy bodies, they would flaunt it openly.
Here's a little encouragement from my corner to let them know we love their sexy and curvy looks....
Sexy & Curvy
Don Abdul
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder
It resides in all, young and older
It is the warmth in a sunny smile
It is the sparkle in the eye, that personal style
It is that smooth richness of the body
That rounded fullness of the booty
That swell of each luscious booby
The thickness of silken thighs
The chubby mound, the essence of which give awesome highs
Beauty is in being a sexy and curvy woman
That's how I see it though, and I'm truly a man
silk Lingerie...
blindfold or handcuffs?
Ok folks, while we await all the naughty poets to have their say, here's another one to make it 3 down, and 7 to go.... Enjoy!
Orally Inclined
(c) DonAbdul
Behold the talented
Giving and receiving pleasure oral
Sexual technique perfected
To some ecstatic, yet to other immoral
Whither you belong on the divide
In its very doing does ecstasy reside
For both giver and receiver thus defined
Yes! The Orally Inclined
Chocolate Paradise
The Skies are blue and lovely
The cool breeze blowing by slowly
Mmmm!
She savors, the fullness of him
Filling her mouth with the warmth of life
Wishing she was his wife
As he pleasured her to distraction
Making whole her satisfaction
Wishing he could feed her his black meat ever so often
Keeping her always, in Chocolate heaven