Negligees are quite useful in producing erections.

Take Five - Dave Brubeck

Stop teasing me, if you have no intention of fucking me.

Vegetable

Boobs, Tits, or Breasts

Oh! Darling - The Beatles

I don't have regrets of any kind

Is there someone that you only had sex with once, that you wish you could have sex with them again?

I guess Chewbacca, as everyone seems to think I am the Wookie

Do you enjoy tasting your own sexual excretions?

Denver, CO

Yes, but I wouldn't recommend it

Have you ever had sex with someone, gone to sleep, and then awakened during the night and had sex again?

No

Ever milked a cow?

I do

More fun to visit, Canada or Mexico?

Yes

Have you ever driven a car or truck, naked?

I am not sure they had student loans when I went to college, but My parents and I paid for my education, in its entirety.

Are both of your parents still alive?

Sensitive people tend to show a lot of emotion.

Austin, TX

About 5 miles from one house and about 150 miles from the other house.

Do you spend more than a week at the beach, during the summer?

Jam

Cereal or Oatmeal

El Paso - Marty Robbins

I would not mind that it was a fantasy of mine as well, and just see how things went.

Is your navel an erogenous zone?

Yes

HYE had indigestion so bad, you thought it was a heart attack?

Utopia, TX

Queso…I was a rat in a previous life.

Tamale or enchilada

No

Have you ever licked a partners butt, and regretted afterward?

To the house I am in now, the Haw River and the Neuse River are about the same distance.

Do you believe it is possible to be in love with someone online?

No, the two neighborhoods where I own homes don’t allow political signs.

Would you backyard be good for entertaining a group of people?

Beer

Left or Right hand

Kennebunkport, ME

Peanuts - Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass

Bagel

Toast topping, preserves or avocado?

Needs of the few, should never trump the needs of the many.