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BearInATopHat
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 32
United States
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This poem was posted by a friend of mine on facebook. I have no idea where it originates from.
I was blue and lonely, I couldn't sleep a wink
And I could only get unconscious if I'd had to much to drink
There was somehow, something wrong somewhere
And each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation were growing in my head
I needed inspiration, a brand new start in life
Somewhere to place affection, but I didn't want a wife
And then by lucky chance I saw in a special magazine
An ad that was unusual, the like I'd never seen
"Experience something different with our new imported toy
She's loving, warm, inflatable and a guarantee of joy."
She came all wrapped in cardboard, all pink and shriveled down
A breath of air was all she needed to make her lose that frown
I took her to the bedroom and pumped her with some life
And later in a moment that girl became my wife
And so I sit her in the corner and sometimes stroke her hair
And when I'm feeling naughty I blow her up with air
She's cuddly and she's bouncy, she's like a rubber ball
I bounce her in the kitchen and I bounce her in the hall
And now my life is different since Sally came my way
I wake up in the morning and have her on a tray
She's everything they say she was and I wear a permanent grin
And I only have to worry in case my girl wears thin
I was blue and lonely, I couldn't sleep a wink
And I could only get unconscious if I'd had to much to drink
There was somehow, something wrong somewhere
And each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation were growing in my head
I needed inspiration, a brand new start in life
Somewhere to place affection, but I didn't want a wife
And then by lucky chance I saw in a special magazine
An ad that was unusual, the like I'd never seen
"Experience something different with our new imported toy
She's loving, warm, inflatable and a guarantee of joy."
She came all wrapped in cardboard, all pink and shriveled down
A breath of air was all she needed to make her lose that frown
I took her to the bedroom and pumped her with some life
And later in a moment that girl became my wife
And so I sit her in the corner and sometimes stroke her hair
And when I'm feeling naughty I blow her up with air
She's cuddly and she's bouncy, she's like a rubber ball
I bounce her in the kitchen and I bounce her in the hall
And now my life is different since Sally came my way
I wake up in the morning and have her on a tray
She's everything they say she was and I wear a permanent grin
And I only have to worry in case my girl wears thin
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If you've ever played the maze game you'll understand why...
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Quote by SIL50
Try this for more info http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html
I like this
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Quote by Fugly
Is this a joke. I really really hope not!
Because the official grey ribbon is for Brain Cancer!
Nope. Not joking. Just read this:
http://www.zombieresearch.org/zombieawarenessmonth.html
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Quote by chefkathleen
This made me laugh. Thanks guys.
You're welcome. Even though I'm not joking. Call me crazy but I actually believe there could be an upcoming zombie apocalypse
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Happy ZAM everyone! Supporters of Zombie Awareness Month wear a gray ribbon to signify the undead shadows that lurk behind our modern light of day.
Yes, I believe zombies could attack us. Isn't it just as acceptable as the world suddenly dying on December 21st, 2012?
So remember: Read the zombie survival guide and have a plan, lest you become zombie chow!
And yes I'm being serious.
Yes, I believe zombies could attack us. Isn't it just as acceptable as the world suddenly dying on December 21st, 2012?
So remember: Read the zombie survival guide and have a plan, lest you become zombie chow!
And yes I'm being serious.
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I am officially crazy. I apparently have a moderate case of Multiple Personality Disorder.
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One day Little Susie got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her life. Having failed to understand what was going on and being really frightened, she decided to share her trouble with little Johnny. Having found Johnny she told and showed him what her problem was. Johnny's face grew serious and he said, "You know, I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
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I usually don't do this but I'm bored. Anyone want to be texting buddies? ^_^. Im not on lush often but my phone is always with me. :P
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Well she loved it 
I am now the best brother in the world ^_^ lol
I am now the best brother in the world ^_^ lol Active Ink Slinger
Lol that would be even more expensive and she probably wouldn't play it :P
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My sister turns 13 today. Ironic that she was born on the 1st, no? Anyway, Im thinking of giving her a PlayStation 3. Good idea? Bad? Indifferent?
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For some men its Call of Duty. For me its StarCraft. I can literally sit here all day and play StarCraft. Video games are very fun and very addicting, and alot of times I like them even better than sex! :P lol
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I suppose this has become a rather strange post. The funny thing is though, It's all true.
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Well this gets odder by the minute. Her aunt died and she inherited a few million dollars. Not bad for an 18-year-old huh? Why on earth did the slut inherit this much at this time? Ill never know.
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I have had the last laugh. The loser dumped her! Good for him! And she might be pregnant with his child. Payback's a bitch aint it? When she called me last night and told me this I could not keep in my laughter. NO ONE screws with my emotions without consequences. Time for a celebration, I say! Would a few lovely ladies join me for an 11-way? hm? ;)
And she might be pregnant with his child. Payback's a bitch aint it? When she called me last night and told me this I could not keep in my laughter. NO ONE screws with my emotions without consequences. Time for a celebration, I say! Would a few lovely ladies join me for an 11-way? hm? ;) Active Ink Slinger
The one bright side I can see to this is now I can flirt with all the beautiful women of lush
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Her profile is fully filled out in detail and she knows how to write stories
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Thank you everyone It means a lot. I have officially decided to remain single just like my awesome Uncle Mike. (he's rich and has all the latest technological goodies) and perfect my martial arts and piano skills. I am currently working on a giant piece consisting of some odd thirty pages (Grand Sonata Pathetique. look it up its awesome)
It means a lot. I have officially decided to remain single just like my awesome Uncle Mike. (he's rich and has all the latest technological goodies) and perfect my martial arts and piano skills. I am currently working on a giant piece consisting of some odd thirty pages (Grand Sonata Pathetique. look it up its awesome) Active Ink Slinger
Whoever said "It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all" knows nothing. The emotional pain of losing love is worse than anything in the world.
As many of you know, my fiance cheated on me. This was the worst pain I ever felt. But happily we reconciled and I thought we would stay together forever. THREE DAYS LATER she texts me to say that she doesn't want to be in a relationship. This hurt worse than the fact that she cheated. I love her with all my heart and now I'm losing her. The good news is: She said she wouldn't be with anyone else and we would remain best friends, with the possibility of getting back together. This was yesterday. I got used to this fact and became happy yet again.
But wait, there's more!!! This morning (yes, the day after she left me) she said she's going to be with the guy she cheated with me on. This hurts far worse than anything.
I thought we would be together forever and now this happens. I can hardly type right now. I need a shoulder to cry on. She was my first love. We even waited until we were engaged to have sex. (I gave her my virginity)
I need some cheering up before I slip into a never-ending spiral of sadness which I wont survive. Please help me get through this. Lush is like a second family to me.
As many of you know, my fiance cheated on me. This was the worst pain I ever felt. But happily we reconciled and I thought we would stay together forever. THREE DAYS LATER she texts me to say that she doesn't want to be in a relationship. This hurt worse than the fact that she cheated. I love her with all my heart and now I'm losing her. The good news is: She said she wouldn't be with anyone else and we would remain best friends, with the possibility of getting back together. This was yesterday. I got used to this fact and became happy yet again.
But wait, there's more!!! This morning (yes, the day after she left me) she said she's going to be with the guy she cheated with me on. This hurts far worse than anything.
I thought we would be together forever and now this happens. I can hardly type right now. I need a shoulder to cry on. She was my first love. We even waited until we were engaged to have sex. (I gave her my virginity)
I need some cheering up before I slip into a never-ending spiral of sadness which I wont survive. Please help me get through this. Lush is like a second family to me.