I actually don't masturbate when I cyber... I focus on getting the girl off and then if I need to I take care of myself later. Ladies cum first ^_^
Ride a motorcycle and stop mid-air... in a dramatic pose.
Watch her have fun with another girl :P lol
Would fuck... but she's a lesbian. So Big ol' bear hug! lol
Yesterday. Anyone care to help with my next one? :P haha
I get the feeling from your posts that you aren't 18... if that's the case you need to delete your profile until you are. This is an adult site.
Ohhhh ok. lol But I wasn't referring to just randomly war-mongering... My family is full of soldiers... uncles and cousins and grandparents all fought in the various military branches, and I would have followed in their footsteps if I wasn't born with leg problems. I meant no disrespect.
Lol it was just odd. I guess I'll just change it back lol
I enjoy the show "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic" .... yeah I know...
That was for theScottishGal... not Joe. lol sorry
A massage. lol Just like the story, which I loved by the way!
Ummm.... Where's the humor section? I can't find it anywhere.
She has a youtube page! And her profile is very detailed. Also, there's a good variety of stories.
I wish it was "I just had sex"
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lol but I'd say "The Assumption Song" by the Arrogant Worms