Enough sex...yeah right...not!!
Has only one arrow in her quiver, no string on her bow
When will I be loved - Linda Ronstadt
Zebra because there wasn't a C-
Demonstrates against racial equality as her primary "cause"
Song of the horny geriatrics.
Get it On - Power Station
Trimmed, shaved, it's all good
Are you male or female?
Male
How old are you?
63
How many times a week do you masturbate?
3 to 5
How many times do you orgasm each time you play?
Once
Where do you masturbate:
In bed?
Yes
In the shower?
No
In the bath?
No
Outdoors?
No
At work?
No
Every room in the house?
No
In a car while traveling... ?
No
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other?
Yes
A friend?
Yes
A friend's spouse?
Yes
A stranger?
Yes
A student?
No
A member of the same sex?
Yes
A past lover?
Yes
What position do you play in:
On your back?
Yes
Standing?
No
Kneeling?
Yes
Sitting?
Yes
Lying on tummy? No
How do you play:
With left hand?
Yes
With right hand?
Usually
With a toy?
Never
With water from bath?
No
Written erotica?
Yes
Pictures?
Yes
Movie clips online?
Yes
Videos?
Yes
Something on TV?
Never
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman?
Gay or lesbian sex?
Group sex or orgies?
Blow jobs/oral sex?
This one but love it all
Cumshots?
Anal?
Interracial?
Age play?
S&M?
Role playing?
Kinky?
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages?
Yes
A chat room dialogue?
Hell yes
Exchanged stories or pictures?
OH YEAH!!
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating?
Yes
Masturbated for a man/woman?
Yes
Masturbated for the same sex?
Yes (on cam)
Masturbated in a group?
No
Masturbated for a photo?
Yes
Masturbated for a webcam?
Yes
Masturbated for a video?
Yes
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating?
No
Insert something or play with your ass?
Sometimes
Insert something in mouth when masturbating?
No
Use pain as a method of playing?
Never
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum?
Yes
When was the last time you masturbated?
Yesterday
Are you wet or hard now?
No
Are you going to masturbate now?
No
Are you a masturbation addict?
Maybe
What is the most you have played in one day?
4 orgasms
Wouldn't happen but on the off-chance that it did I think I would be agreeable
Sure do, yep! And I do so, frequently