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Baldr
Over 90 days ago
Heteroflexible Male, 38
United States

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My one super power is my ability to one handedly undo a bra in under 2 seconds.

Superman ain't got nothin' on me.
The aircon, trying to figure out what bearing is slipping.
I've shaved a time or two. Very interesting feeling. However my paramour prefers trimmed, not smooth.

So trimmed it is.

Shaving is annoying to keep up with. It's much easier to buzz it with a trimmer.
Quote by LUCKYLUKE21
errrrhh, No its just wrong


I have never understood this. Why is it wrong? Are vibes and dildos wrong?
Recently got a vibrating buttplug.

That is quite a bit of fun.
When masturbating? No.

However cumming in someone after refraining? Fuck yes.
Personally, I just keep it trimmed down.

Cleaner, neater. I've offered to shave for my better half, however she was not keen on it.
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In the UK, I never hear people talking about "left lane" and "right lane". They generally use the terms inside and outside (where you pass on the outside lane). Then you can talk about these things no matter what side of the road you drive on, with no confusion whatsoever.


We have bigger roads.
The same thing we drink every morning Pinky.

Coffee. Black. Existing.
Severely under-caffeinated. Strike that, I am now Correctly caffeinated.
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I usually recite classic poetry. Or Poe.


It will be said, I am aware, that when we persist in acts because we feel we should not persist in them, our conduct is but a modification of that which ordinarily springs from the combativeness of phrenology.


That would be quite hot to have whispered in your ear. Gotta love his shorts.
As long as hips are not getting broken, who cares?
Dry Sparkling Soda - Malali Watermelon.

New flavor, and absolutely nummy.
It's fun and all, just don't expect completion before letting me shuffle off for a second before hopping back into bed.
Quote by MissBehave
If you are in the left lane and you are getting passed by driver after driver.. Get the hell out of the left lane !

Any other "advice" you would give to oblivious drivers?

What are your driver peeves?


"Drive Right" is the way it should be. Left is for passing damn it.

Quote by BethanyFrasier



If you see a merge sign, with a long line of cars in the right lane, and choose to pass 75 cars in the empty left lane just to get ahead of everybody who's been waiting in line, you're an asshole!


That is the correct way of merging though. You greatly reduce congestion that way.
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Good morning, Alyssa, it is a pleasure to meet you. *kisses your cheek*




Here we are meeting each other again, Laura, please have a excellent day. *kisses your cheek*


Mornin. Welcome to the weekend, got any plans? Got a new box of Dominicans if you are interested.
As cute as you are Sean, I am going to have to toss the dice.

Below.
I live to irritate!

Since I would feel bad irritating you, I would offer a nice glass of red and wax boringly about when I lived in Brisbane.
Drink, as long as it isnt that warm British "ale".
Fairly sure I like the idea? Maybe.

In practice? Too much to go wrong.
I pretty much exclusively give. The idea of receiving is new to me.
I couldn't see why not? Free thought is still a thing in Christianity.