...made of gold, but illicited....

A cute little girl from Peru

Drove around town in her Subaru

No one could see

Other than she

...transforming into the world's only...

...but from this our hero...

I like that others are just as perverted as me✌

There once was a concupiscent cunt

Who was always out on the hunt

Not for game in the woods

But for every phallus that could

I miss intimacy

...the rivers run dark with...

...which dwell in the only...

...and a stampede rolling to...

Who has been in your "spank bank" the longest...?

Yeah, my dad used to come home drunk and piss in my closet, thinking it was the bathroom...looked like one little egg in a big messy robin's nest....lol

A sexy young thing with nipples thorny

Stroked her bush as if to warn me

....these epic tales always providing....

Her message came late in the night

“ Your tongue is my personal delight .”

My place or yours?

Just get on all fours

...widespread aggressive nymphomania among unicorns...

It was antic how frantic she felt

Observing the fresh red welts

I had my eye on her awhile

Even before I saw her smile

Watching from afar

...using their gilded horns for....

The questions are cruel.....

Unanswerable queries

Why am i asking......?

She found herself quite in a whirl

When she fell for a pretty young girl

Who broke all the rules

About where to wear jewels

Now where did she hide that pearl

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Reeking of sex and shame

She came all in love

He resists urges to flee

Thank Trojan for gloves

bubbles burn through glass

Slick Tweekers geek out for laughs

My world sure has changed

Careful with Poppy

Ticket purchased, one must ride

Destination: Gone

...ethereal visions proving too intense...

A fine young lass from County Down

Fucked every man in her town

For miles she traveled

As her life unraveled

I need to get laid

I made sure the bills were paid

No luck, I'm afraid

...and so sought after that...

A blonde girl, who dyed her hair red

In an effort to him be wed

She could not deny

Only try to satisfy

...your fingers alight upon the...