...the seven slippery saints sitting...

If'n the light shines

Surely means in all good time

Due, is yours an' mine😊

A cross-country skier I know

Enjoyed her sex nice and slow

Both poles in her hand

...sent ripples up every vagina...

☺lol

A burden said she

More than a blessing to me

Look at this beauty

Erections are part of constructions

Supplied with detailed instructions

So, please don't you ever

There was once a clumsy mature man

Who refused to bow in Japan

For when he bent over

He'd be porked by a rover

Who is licking his master's hand

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Beavers can build more than dams

..."available at local lush markets"...

She gets off parading in the nude
With a devil-may-care attitude

Flaunting her stuff

There in the buff

Preacher sure thought it was rude

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Preacher's wife is on the run

...than those adorned when we...

God bless America!

Glistening upon her thighs

Is the prize for which he vies

To sense that dank aroma

With lips wetter than water

He fluidly called upon a waiter

To wait on her where

She's willing to share

Lurid lessons he's taught her

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Glistening upon her thighs

...sucking dick for beer money....

Her boudoir was known far and wide

Often with two men at her side

With a winsome smile

And without any guile

She flaunted what most men hide

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With lips wetter than water

...first time on beta max...

V sauce!!!!!☺

Naked, she found herself randy

With no man nearby and handy

So with a lady she lay

Smiling as they play

...and smoky bell bottom blues....

No, but i could see why one might.

Have you ever masturbated while driving a vehicle...?

A crusty old sailor named Jack

Of lovers he had no lack

A mighty vessel he did have

What's to become of me

Moving where few can see

It's dark but it's warm

Soon to escape this form

Finding my one

I will come undone

I'll rise to those heights unseen

If i can manage in between

Perhaps one day

All those I've known shall say

"He always did his best "

Unless of course

I end up on her chest

Bugs doodling while soldiers smoke

This empty sock

I plan to soak

So much beauty yet here i sit

Doodle in hand

Trying my wit

...the cavernous mawl before them...

A mademoiselle from Bordeaux

Had bountiful hair down below

The barber tried and tried

Jon snow knows nothing

Cold now warm, Autumn fallen

Smiles befall the realm

...of sheer lace which revealed...

‘Neath the teacher’s desk was a secret

Quickly becoming the teacher’s pet

Yet still unseen

With head in between

Still can't recall how we met....

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She knows that i want it

....who, as we all know...

Alan watts