"irregardless"
It's "regardless".
And it's "throes". not "throws", people....
"And so forth, and so on."
And so forth... AND so on?
The use of Noone. Instead of no one. As in "No one cares about me."
Anyways. No s please. "Anyways, I just wanted to say hello."
Unfortunately being the key word. Mispronunciation of words is a pet peeve of mine.
I cringe when I hear someone say height as hei-th.
Can I aks you a question?
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
I cringe when I hear someone say "TRUST ME"
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it
When people use the verb 'to OF' - could OF, should OF, would OF and so on - I feel as if I want to strike them down like a righteous Nemesis!
I also hate it when someone writes 'TOW the line'.
Memo to snowlover - I think you'll find that 'gesundheit' is German for 'good health', like an English speaker saying 'bless you' when someone sneezes, because your soul was thought to be in danger.
'Yin/yang', not 'ying/yang.'
'A whole other', not 'a whole nother.'
'As long as', not 'so long as.'
'Let it be', not 'leave it be.' Just like the Beatles song suggests.
Excetera...
Oh no wait, I mean, et cetera.
He was going to try and have sex with her.
"try and" should be "try to"
He was going to try to have sex with her.
One blunder that I've seen quite a bit -- and ONLY in erotic fiction, for some inexplicable reason -- is the 2-in-1 word "eachother."
A ridiculous word that used to be quite common in smutty paperback novels (back when you could find such things in every local convenience store) is the adjective "cuntal." As in "Bill buried his face in her cuntal split." I'm guessing this one was coined by someone who didn't have sex very often, if ever.
A controversial confession: I've always hated the use of the word "cum" when taken to mean "orgasm," as in "When Bill ate Annie, tongue flicking at her clitoris like a velvet chainsaw, he made her cum so hard that she died." Some of you may scream in outrage, but the correct word in that context is "come," damn it.
(We need someone to rewrite the old Lenny Bruce song so it goes "Cum is a Substance, Come is a Verb.")