You Wake Up On A Deserted Island with the one above and say...

Lewd ideas are fun on the island.

I'll tell you my lewd secrets, if you tell me yours? :P

Lewd Luau
Saturday at sunset. Wear or be bare. The choice is always yours.
Brine shrimp gumbo, clam kelp kabobs, spicy grilled pineapple, coconut sorbet.
Seating is limited, so book early. Unaccounted pets must be left at the door. (They will be provided for, of course, but we are not responsible for how they feel for you afterwards)
By popular demand, there will be no keroke, though throat singing is allowed.

I suspect that singing in general will be limited as mouths will be busy with the sumptuous feast and then the following sumptuous feast.

Dont worry ive watched survival shows. First thing we need is to secure a water source, i propose we 69 for a perpetual irrigation system.

lol, Sarah, Lynn is like a natural spring , suppy is endless

She is, Heidi? Or are you taking the piss 😇

😲😇

Like an artesian well. Just give it a try.....😇

Strange how everyone keeps getting stranded on this island, I think people are just horny and using the island as an excuse... Speaking of which—I brought toys

Well, one suggestion for the name of this place was "The Island of Misfit Toys". But then, we discovered, empirically, that all the toys DID fit, though some required a touch of Kistin's palm oil lube.

Will you two stop yapping , this good girl needs her sleep

Good girl? lol You're adorable at times.
I promise to stop yapping while we have the threesome.

What is a thresome?

I can show you just put these and these... oh and these on... * Opens a chest full of kinky crap *

Let's leave Heidi tied up over there. We'll get to her later.

HEIDI HELP ME!!

Here - use this can of Instant Freeze. Works every time.

Yay! Thanks Lynn, I'll grant you three wishes... whispers But they all need to be lewd wishes.

I'm missing something here... isn't the phrase "lewd wishes" redundant? Anyway, I've booked time in The Hut of Endless Delights for us to explore said lewd wishes. Just be aware that the Hut is not soundproof.

I guess there is no intelligent life on this island.

Quite the contrary, though the normal average does dip from time to time.

So here's the plan, I saw some ivy over there, and if we collect a bunch of it, we can weave it together and solve our greatest issue; the distinct lack of rope.

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Well, one suggestion for the name of this place was "The Island of Misfit Toys". But then, we discovered, empirically, that all the toys DID fit, though some required a touch of Kistin's palm oil lube.

Patent pending.

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Patent pending.

'Tis in the final, exhaustive testing phase.

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So here's the plan, I saw some ivy over there, and if we collect a bunch of it, we can weave it together and solve our greatest issue; the distinct lack of rope.

If you manage to collect three miles of it, you'll have an Ivy League.

I'm just here to do some research on that Palm Oil Lube, help make it more... Luby?

looks like it’s just you, me, and a lot of sand

The sand IS something of a hazard. Thus the diverted stream near The Hut of Endless Delights to ensure that all toys are sand-free.

Wanna build a sand castle?

Castles of sand wash away quickly with the tide, but The Hut of Endless Delights is far less ephemeral.