You Wake Up On A Deserted Island with the one above and say...

Can I get that lube on Amazon? I have prime so shipping is free!

Afraid not. I had a deal going, but Bezos wanted a whole tub a day free and the guy is slippery enough already. Just come by my hut and give the secret knock. I'll give you more than you ever thought you could take.

By the way, Summer, Kis' means secret KNOCKERS .....

Hey are you cooking dinner for me ,lynn or you're just gossiping around. 🤨🤨🤨

Dinah is served. Oops, I mean DINNER! Or not.....

So, the open portal in the closet brought me here to you.

Gotta watch those portals. You just never kniw where or when you'll land.

Come in and close the door behind you.

The sign on my back door says "Ladies Only".

After trimming the bush, we can get to the front door.

Trimmed bushes are possibly predominate here, though nothing rules out others.

Being a Gentleman, Ladies first.

Beware Kistin's trimming salon should you be of the male variety.

I’m aware of Kistin’s salon. I think I have worked out an agreement where I’m safe. I just need to provide great cheeses and pickles along with some beer

Good plan. Her circumcision boutique didn't turn out all that well.

Especially when she was selling the byproduct as long-lasting chewing gum.

Ewwwwweee

I apologize for my demented behavior and ask for your forgiveness Lynn.

Forgiven. But it goes on your Permanent Record.

Is there still space on my permanent record to record anything?

Evidently, they were digitized and now have space for much, much more.

Well then Lynn I guess I can continue being a naughty boy. 😊

Was there any question?

I’ll just have to keep it clean