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No.

Seems I'm helping you get your count up

No.

Are you a beautiful woman?

I'm gorgeous.

And I don't like chatting w/ 98% of members, so you'll see a No in most threads.

Thank You for being truthful. I respect that. Now I'm starting to understand where you are coming from.

The Hut of Endless Delights is hosting A Night of Naked Twister, but with a, well, twist. The playing mat (salvaged from the debris) will be oiled, so come prepared for fun and laughs and ... who knows what!?

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And I don't like chatting w/ 98% of members, so you'll see a No in most threads.

From what I have heard, 98% of members don't want to chat with you either.

Lynn, pour the end of our suntan oil on that Twister mat and lets get started....

I’ll oil you ladies up for more of a challenge and so you don’t get burnt in the sun.

No.

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From what I have heard, 98% of members don't want to chat with you either.

Lynn, pour the end of our suntan oil on that Twister mat and lets get started....

and yet, here you are.

Dingus.

And look at you, learning more words than just NO

No.

Amnesia kicked back in

If anyone is going up to the waterfall, could you pick me a good handful of the wild onions growing on the shady side? The ones with pink flowers? I got some sun fish and clams this morning, so want to make a batch of ceviche before we use up all the lemons and limes from the ship's bar.

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The Hut of Endless Delights is hosting A Night of Naked Twister, but with a, well, twist. The playing mat (salvaged from the debris) will be oiled, so come prepared for fun and laughs and ... who knows what!?

Oh great! More cleaning the hut after this oily fiasco. But wtf I’ll play. Especially since the toys seem to have disappeared. Has anyone checked the roof? By the way, I’m very flexible smile.

I'll check to roof, just hope I don't fall with all this oil on me. Next time I think we should be invited to play or just play on our own.

No.

Are you really the sexiest? 😊

lol this one

No.

(I'm surprised by how long this recording has survived by said link)

Oh, didn’t you say yes to breakfast in bed?

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If anyone is going up to the waterfall, could you pick me a good handful of the wild onions growing on the shady side? The ones with pink flowers? I got some sun fish and clams this morning, so want to make a batch of ceviche before we use up all the lemons and limes from the ship's bar.

That sounds delightful, Kis! Will you be adding that special sauce of yours? It IS very tasty....

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Oh great! More cleaning the hut after this oily fiasco. But wtf I’ll play. Especially since the toys seem to have disappeared. Has anyone checked the roof? By the way, I’m very flexible smile.

Okay, okay... yes.. I've hoarded the toys. You'll have to search me to find the key. Please! And we'll happily verify your flexibility .... !

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I'll check to roof, just hope I don't fall with all this oil on me. Next time I think we should be invited to play or just play on our own.

You don't like organized activities? More of an improviser, eh?

Not sure what to answer here lol

So, my answer is No!

Q: What is it that you keep wanting to smell despite the fact that it doesn't smell particularly good?

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Not sure what to answer here lol

So, my answer is No!

Q: What is it that you keep wanting to smell despite the fact that it doesn't smell particularly good?

I think you're on the wrong island -- all we have here is lot's of T & A

Gets boat off island....

It's been pointed out that Lynn asks "Do you want me to..." a lot, but I think those are pretty much rhetorical.

And we never get a chance to answer, anyway.

(Not that I'm complaining.)

I’d love to hear your answers, and please use as much detail as you like, while I enjoy this toy that Lynn left behind.