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You Wake Up On A Deserted Island with the one above and say...

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A female orgy? Oh my. I'll just enjoy my view from this corner πŸ˜‹πŸ˜

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How did you get her? Let's just make the best of it.

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If I had a Hammer, I'd hammer in the morning......

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How early in the morning do you plan to hammer?

Voyeur @ f/64
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Well, I'm making hammerhead soup, but that won't be ready 'til lunch.

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Hammerhead soup sounds interesting. I hope you have some saltine crackers πŸ˜πŸ˜‹

Voyeur @ f/64
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I have taro chips with sea salt and wild garlic. The monkeys ate all the saltines, but then they'll eat almost anything.

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Do you know how to make monkey soup?

Quantum Tease
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We'd have to be pretty hungry to sacrifice the monkey rocker.

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Well now I'm imagining a chimpanzee in a rocking chair, and he may be old but I agree, that's no reason to sacrifice it!

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I'm going to build a boat for IMPURETHOUGHTS so she can finally leave our island of paradise πŸ˜„.

Voyeur @ f/64
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I'm happy about the rescue boat, but I think I'll stay. I rather like it here.

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Kistin, I like our little paradise island also😊. I just want to get rid of IMPURETHOUGHTS and here "NO"😜πŸ€ͺ😜😝πŸ€ͺπŸ₯΄πŸ˜ πŸ˜‘😠😑🀬🀬🀬....πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

Voyeur @ f/64
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I am at peace with all the sounds of the island. The SSSSSSSH of the blowing sand. The melancholy moan of the incoming tide. The joyous cacophony of monkey gossip time. The high-pitched trill of NOOOOOOO that startles the parrots as it echos through the palm grove.

But mostly the silence of my lover's dreams.

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"No... No... No..." 🀣🀣🀣

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Now see what you did?

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You were right, flying that plane was harder than it looked.

Voyeur @ f/64
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A whole empty beach in front of you and you hit the only palm tree on the island. Oh, well. At least we got coconuts for breakfast.

Quantum Tease
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Please accept my order for a dozen coconuts to be delivered to The Hut of Endless Delights for today's Festival of Coconut Milk Orgy. Towels will be provided.

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Permission to be invited to Today's Festival of Cocount Milk Orgy, Ma'am?

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I'll go gather more coconuts for the orgy.

Quantum Tease
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There are a number of ladies here whio can certainly take you for a flight....πŸ˜‡

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Can you direct me to where the boutique shops are? I didn’t know we were making this stop and I need a bikini.

Unfuckwithable
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Oh honey. I'll take you shopping for a bikini 😈

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