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You & the person above/before you wake up in a police car handcuffed together....

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You and the person above/before you wake up in a police car handcuffed together.

Using three words only, what would you say to that person?

Remember - only three words, no contractions allowed (ie It's, Let's, We're)

Good luck!
"Trying to find something in my head is like watching an episode of Hoarders!"
are you drunk
damn! i told you we shouldn't dance naked at that club!
Like old times
who ARE you???
You got bail?
no, do you?
Was worth it!



When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Zip up, please!
Shit Shit Shit
My third strike!! sad
stupid damn party!
cover those tits!
Uncover those tits !
Told you so!



When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Not again, man!
Don't tell mom.



When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
you were the one with the midget and the donkey in there, i was only topless...
why did i get arrested too?
we share beds
is that the officer's night stick,
or is he just happy to see us?
told you not to give that guy a blow job
R U NUTS

or

love you marky

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇

rot roh...im in trouble
doing my best to be good..
who is dom?
well, had fun!