He said to me: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him: You wear pants don't you?
He said to me: Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said to him: That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart.
He said to me: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him: Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me: Why is it difficult to find women who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him: They already have boyfriends.
He said to me: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said to him: A widow.
He said to me: Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed... Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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