Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives various duties.
Terry had married a woman from America and boasted of how he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and all the housework. He said it took a couple days to see an effect but on the third day he camehome to a clean house, and the dishes had all been washed and put away.
Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, all the dishes, and all the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table in the evening.
The third man had married an English rose. He boasted of how she’d listened intently to him reeling off her duties of keeping the house clean, dishes washed, laundry and ironing done twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye - just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman.
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