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Witty One Liners and Tongue Twisters

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Limited to one line. How fast can you say this tongue twister? Feel free to post things of a similar nature here and lets have some NEW FUN!

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I saw, she saw, sitting on a see saw - how many 's' in that?
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Rubber baby buggy bumpers
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Peter Piper Picked a Pile of Pickled Pepers
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have you ever danced with the devil in the pail moon light
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Where at with blade with bloody blameful blade, he bravely brotched his boiling bloody breast...

A mid summers night dream...
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Life is like a box of chocolates, just stay away from the nuts, and life will be sweet.
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I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop. Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.
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True friends are like diamonds, precious but rare; false friends are like autumn leaves found everywhere.
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Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.

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Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.

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Busy, very busy indeed
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well try this one on for size

Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
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Cannot but can can-can, can you? lol
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no but it takes two to tango... lol
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Touché pussycat
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you scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream.
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Will: ‘You cheated!’ – Jack: ‘Pirate..’


~ Pirates of the Caribbean
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There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
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Beans, beans the musical fruit; the more you eat, the more you toot!
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Luke Luck likes lakes.
Luke's duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck's duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.

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So if you know everything, and I know nothing,
Then if I know nothing at least I know something,
Which means I know you don’t know everything,
And that means I now know,
I know everything, and you know nothing.

- Never Ending Loop -

~Cg Brumby
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One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.
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Confucius says: “Man who walks through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.”
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Confucius says: Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.
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Anal: A real pain in the arse...
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you ever dance with the devil in the pail moon light....
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RAAAWWWWWRRR!
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how much wood could a wood chopper chop if a wood chopper could cut wood