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Why is the Person Above You Locked in Your Bedroom Closet?

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My wife came home early

She’s to drunk to find the bathroom

She’s spying on us

She refused to take off the t-shirt she "borrowed" from me

Hiding from Elton John’s lawyers.

I was just making sure your taxes were filed correctly. I didn’t know you kept pictures of your victims here.

You’re locked up for bad record keeping!

It was a total accident.

My heart has wi-fi and the password is Drew Carey.

They entered the wrong house.

My heart has wi-fi and the password is Drew Carey.

To add to my “people I kidnapped who were wearing Buddy Holly glasses” collection.

I have no idea.

I don’t know.

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To add to my “people I kidnapped who were wearing Buddy Holly glasses” collection.

I laughed way too hard at that.

My heart has wi-fi and the password is Drew Carey.

No.

She’s looking for my treasure

By accident.

My heart has wi-fi and the password is Drew Carey.

Drew needed to get away quickly. 😜

A woman goes shopping in the local mall. But what the heck is she shopping for in that outfit? My Festive Flash comp entry.

Minnie's Merry Mall Christmas

Cause I - I didn’t even notice till now.

My heart has wi-fi and the password is Drew Carey.

What ..no way 😂😂😃 now why would JAS do such a thing ..best not be playing in there ..tsk tsk

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇

She was named in a Trump indictment and the authorities are coming to pick her up.

A woman goes shopping in the local mall. But what the heck is she shopping for in that outfit? My Festive Flash comp entry.

Minnie's Merry Mall Christmas

Bahahaha oml ..no you didn't just mention Trump ..whip someone is waiting to be punished ..Caesar play nice with E 😂😂😃 oh my

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇

Bahahaha 😂😂😂😂😃 not anymore she is ..she's free ..she is free ..this girl is free for the weekend ..no more closet for her

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇

She was tasked to clean my bedroom closet , checks the closet, nicely done, thank you. You're free now lol

I like to keep valuable things safe.

It's my new strategy for winning hide and seek.