Why Do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Why do they call it instant credit when it actually means instant debt?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
Why do they report power outages on TV? -George Carlin
Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in
telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?
Why do we say that an alarm goes 'off?'
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is
dead?
Why is Greenland icy, and Iceland green?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is it that normal people are the ones you don't know?
Why is it that when our kids are naughty we ask "do you want a
spanking?" What are they going to say, "Yes please, may I have two?"...
Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual
harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95/minute?
Why is it that when we ship something by truck, it's called a shipment
but if we send something by ship, it's called cargo?
Why is it you get a penny for your thoughts but have to put in your two
cents worth?
Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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Seeker
Why do we turn the radio down in the car when we are looking for a certain house or business?
Those questions are funny! LOL
Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual
harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95/minute?
Hey, that's cheap!
Those questions are funny! LOL
Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual
harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95/minute?
Hey, that's cheap!
Matriarch
"Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?"
It's because they might climb out silly!
Active Ink Slinger
Why did Kodac have a blind person for thier TV ads?
And why did I read this to start ?
Because 'Y' is the 25 letter of the alphabet in that order.
Bat
And why did I read this to start ?
Because 'Y' is the 25 letter of the alphabet in that order.
Bat
Sassy Red-haired Beach Kat/Dune Goddess
Why did "blondes have more fun" give way to a parade of blonde jokes?
Why do we say we are getting "on" an airplane when we are clearly getting "in" an airplane.
Why do we beg our children to talk as babies and shut up as teenagers?
Why do we ask our husbands "does this outfit make me look fat", knowing that therre is no right answer and he cannot win?
Why do we say we are getting "on" an airplane when we are clearly getting "in" an airplane.
Why do we beg our children to talk as babies and shut up as teenagers?
Why do we ask our husbands "does this outfit make me look fat", knowing that therre is no right answer and he cannot win?
New Mac & Grace story: Boardrooms & Boudoirs - Part Four -Chapters 13-16
Lush Legend
"Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?"
Always been my question....LOL!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."