Sure, but your out of money , you bought all the other woman on lush gifts.
You cooking dinner for me tonight?
Why yes i am... What kind of bread would you like with your water?
Where are we headed tonight?
You're on your own. I have a crushing case of ennui.
You gonna give me an erotic massage or not?
No I decided to give one to your hot boyfriend
Would you clip my kitten’s nails for me?
Practitioner of the art of the tease...
No, I'm allergic to veterinary medicine
Would you write my next story?
Nope i hav terible grammer
Would you come to my house and do some things for me?
No I'm coming over to raid your fridge instead
Will you bring me some more grapes
Practitioner of the art of the tease...
No but I’ll bring raisins?
Will someone exercise for me today?
No I like being out of shape
Can someone trim my bush?
Sorry but no, I really don't like using the hedge clippers
Will someone please take out the garbage ♻️
Oh sorry ??? no can do ..just a tad bit below my pay grade
Can you come sing the next song on the karaoke machine ????
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇
No, my singing bursts eardrums
Will you come to Kentucky and tuck me in bed tonight?
No, I'll be asleep before you do.
Will you please take a bath?
No I don't know how to swim
Can you work for me tomorrow I need another day off?
Yes. Didn't they tell you that I was being promoted to your position?
Honey, would you mind cleaning the toilet for me. I hate chores.
Sorry, I have to run to the store and get some milk and toilet paper.
Can you help me put my DVD's in alphabetical order?
I would. Unfortunately for you, it is a personified story about two widow spiders copulating.
Would you mind taking your clothes before fucking me on your desk?
