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What’s Your Excuse?

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Sure, but your out of money , you bought all the other woman on lush gifts.

You cooking dinner for me tonight?
Click below to see

Why yes i am... What kind of bread would you like with your water?

Where are we headed tonight?
You're on your own. I have a crushing case of ennui.

You gonna give me an erotic massage or not?
No I decided to give one to your hot boyfriend

Would you clip my kitten’s nails for me?
Nope i hav terible grammer

Would you come to my house and do some things for me?
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Nope i hav terible grammer

Would you come to my house and do some things for me?


No I'll be distracted

Will you not come over and definitely not give me a back rub?
No I'm coming over to raid your fridge instead



Will you bring me some more grapes
No I like being out of shape

Can someone trim my bush?
Sorry but no, I really don't like using the hedge clippers


Will someone please take out the garbage ♻️
Oh sorry ??? no can do ..just a tad bit below my pay grade




Can you come sing the next song on the karaoke machine ????

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇

No, my singing bursts eardrums

Will you come to Kentucky and tuck me in bed tonight?
No, I'll be asleep before you do.


Will you please take a bath?
No I don't know how to swim

Can you work for me tomorrow I need another day off?
Yes. Didn't they tell you that I was being promoted to your position?

Honey, would you mind cleaning the toilet for me. I hate chores.
Meagan
Sorry, I have to run to the store and get some milk and toilet paper.

Can you help me put my DVD's in alphabetical order?
I would, but I can't read Chinese.

Would you mind pet sitting my rescue Panther? I've been called away for a business meeting.

Meagan
I’m not a cat person…I’d rather pet sit your other pussy

Would you read me a naughty bedtime story?

I’ve been in awe of all the story competitions and the amazing writers, so I gave it my best shot for “Spring Forward.” I’d be honored if you would stop by and read it.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/seduction/the-rendezvous-1

I would. Unfortunately for you, it is a personified story about two widow spiders copulating.

Would you mind taking your clothes before fucking me on your desk?
Meagan