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What’s Your Excuse?

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There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for you Heidi.. but I’m sorry, the store ads says “RAN OUT OF ? “

Will you give me a hand rotating this top cal king mattress
Guest
Lurker
would loved to, after I get released from prison

i need a trainer for my workout
Unknown User
I would but you didnt pay me for last night :P


Would you mind picking up my cleaning from the dry cleaners?
Guest
Lurker
"the number you have dialed is out of coverage area, please check the number and dial again!"

would you like to have dinner with me tonight?
Unknown User
Duh!! Yes! But you know my wife has me under house arrest for the last time we went out :P

Would mind checking to see when my parole hearing is?
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
I will need your account number to check your payroll..... Ohhh, you said, parole. The bank does not have information on that, Duh!

Be a dear and pick me up a hot chocolate. Extra milk, not to hot, medium, 2 straws, and 3 napkins, thank you smile
Guest
Lurker
yo no hablo ingles

would you mind giving me a ride to the airport?
Guest
Lurker
I have my DL suspended for DUI

Will you please walk my dog in the morning, still waiting for somebody to bail me out.
Twoandabit
Active Ink Slinger
Sorry, I am allergic to canines.

Would you allow me to walk you on a leash ?
Twoandabit
Active Ink Slinger
Sorry there are none at the store.

Do you have a cherry that I can pluck for you ?
Guest
Lurker
who's Cherry? I don't know any Cherry!

I'm broke, can I borrow some from you?
Unknown User
I would but the atm ate my card

Can you give me a ride?
Guest
Lurker
sure you can push the car while I drive!

pass me the salt please
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
My foot is caught in a bear trap at the moment, or I would. (Sorry)

Can you pull this bear trap on my foot open please? (it really hurts!)
Unknown User
I would love to... sadly I'm too mesmerized by your body and the fact your a captive audience smile

Can I get some help with this bear trap?
Twoandabit
Active Ink Slinger
Sorry but I only know how to release beavers

Would you collar me please ?
Guest
Lurker
I doubt my chihuahua’s collar will fit around your neck... we can try it somewhere ?

I ran out of wax, will you help me shave using your shaver?
Unknown User
I would, but there seems to be nothing to shave!

I'm an little chilly, can you grab me a blanket?
Twoandabit
Active Ink Slinger
I cannot find any blankets

Could you loan me 100 dollars
Guest
Lurker
sure after we rob a bank!

may I ask for the Wi-Fi password
Unknown User
It's easy, just use my social security number!

Do you think you could take me on a vacation?
Unknown User
No I can't since I didn't buy you a plane ticket



Can you go to the store for me today and buy more chocolate milk?
Master_Jonathan
Active Ink Slinger
I can't go to the store for you - my car is in the shop.

Can you give me a ride to work?
Simplicity
Just me
No I cant give you a ride MJ, Im naked getting into the shower.

Will you come and clean my house for me?
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Unknown User
I can’t clean your house. It’s too far gone.

Will you change my transmission fluid for me?
Unknown User
Never mind. I already did it.

Will you tile my kitchen backsplash?
Unknown User
Never mind. I did that too.

Will you respond this thread?
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
I would but you talked so long I fell a sleep, I will start a new one though smile

Can you call back later?
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