There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for you Heidi.. but I’m sorry, the store ads says “RAN OUT OF ? “
Will you give me a hand rotating this top cal king mattress
I would but you didnt pay me for last night :P
Would you mind picking up my cleaning from the dry cleaners?
characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent
Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous
vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
"the number you have dialed is out of coverage area, please check the number and dial again!"
would you like to have dinner with me tonight?
Duh!! Yes! But you know my wife has me under house arrest for the last time we went out :P
Would mind checking to see when my parole hearing is?
characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent
Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous
vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
I have my DL suspended for DUI
Will you please walk my dog in the morning, still waiting for somebody to bail me out.
Sorry, I am allergic to canines.
Would you allow me to walk you on a leash ?
Sorry there are none at the store.
Do you have a cherry that I can pluck for you ?
who's Cherry? I don't know any Cherry!
I'm broke, can I borrow some from you?
I would but the atm ate my card
Can you give me a ride?
characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent
Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous
vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
sure you can push the car while I drive!
pass me the salt please
I can't I only have pepper
Come organize my DVDs for me
My foot is caught in a bear trap at the moment, or I would. (Sorry)
Can you pull this bear trap on my foot open please? (it really hurts!)
Sorry but I only know how to release beavers
Would you collar me please ?
I doubt my chihuahua’s collar will fit around your neck... we can try it somewhere ?
I ran out of wax, will you help me shave using your shaver?
I would, but there seems to be nothing to shave!
I'm an little chilly, can you grab me a blanket?
characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent
Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous
vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
I cannot find any blankets
Could you loan me 100 dollars
sure after we rob a bank!
may I ask for the Wi-Fi password
It's easy, just use my social security number!
Do you think you could take me on a vacation?
characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent
Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous
vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
No I can't since I didn't buy you a plane ticket
Can you go to the store for me today and buy more chocolate milk?
I can't go to the store for you - my car is in the shop.
Can you give me a ride to work?
No I cant give you a ride MJ, Im naked getting into the shower.
Will you come and clean my house for me?
I can’t clean your house. It’s too far gone.
Will you change my transmission fluid for me?
Never mind. I already did it.
Will you tile my kitchen backsplash?
Never mind. I did that too.
Will you respond this thread?
