I can’t call later. I have no phone service.
Can you cook dinner for me?
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What’s Your Excuse?
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No sorry, my cooking would kill you.
Could you please bring me some Thai food?
Could you please bring me some Thai food?
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
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No I cant, the bugs ate it.
Lets go swimming at the lake.
Lets go swimming at the lake.
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I won’t. There’s alligators in that lake.
Will you pour me two fingers of Chivas Regal?
Will you pour me two fingers of Chivas Regal?
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Sorry, I can’t the bottle is to heavy.
Can you take me to the store please?
Can you take me to the store please?
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No. I just got back from the store.
Will you help me lighten that bottle of Chivas Regal?
Will you help me lighten that bottle of Chivas Regal?
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No. I drank too much Chivas to drive.
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No. I drank too much Chivas to drive.
And you drank so much you forgot to ask something, LOLOL
So I will ask...
Will you fold my laundry ?
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And you drank so much you forgot to ask something, LOLOL
So I will ask...
Will you fold my laundry ?
Haha. You’re right!
No. There’s personal articles of clothing in there.
Would you help me sit out this thunderstorm?
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I would but the lightning is frightening.
Would you risk your husband’s wrath by sitting out a storm with me?
Would you risk your husband’s wrath by sitting out a storm with me?
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Yes, he wouldn’t mind, he’s a good guy
mind if he comes with me?
mind if he comes with me?
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Not at all. That’s why I asked.
Do you mind getting wet? (From the rain, you naughty woman)
Do you mind getting wet? (From the rain, you naughty woman)
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Love the rain , water running down your face..
You have extra clothes
You have extra clothes
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I don’t. They’re wet, too.
Will you bring me a towel?
Will you bring me a towel?
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No. The store just closed.
Will you help me upgrade my computer?
Will you help me upgrade my computer?
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You would need a new one if I did
do you not like the store?
do you not like the store?
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I don’t like shopping.
Will you help me select a new computer? (Now that I need a new one.)
Will you help me select a new computer? (Now that I need a new one.)
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It’s just a guy thing.
Will you ghost write for me?
Will you ghost write for me?
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Depends on the subject.
Would you edit my draft?
Would you edit my draft?
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I would try, but don’t think I’m to good at it
Do you need a editor?
Do you need a editor?
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I hate to refuse such a request from a lady, but no, I don’t know you well enough.
Would you be a Designated Driver for me tonight?
Would you be a Designated Driver for me tonight?
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Sure, I just have a few forms for you to fill out
, nothing much. Just the regular you can not hold me in anyway responsible, next of kin, organ donor card and money up front(cash only
. Just the normal stuff
Did you pay the bills this month?
, nothing much. Just the regular you can not hold me in anyway responsible, next of kin, organ donor card and money up front(cash only. Just the normal stuff Did you pay the bills this month?
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I would but I can't reach the bulb
Can you open this jar for me ?
Can you open this jar for me ?