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What’s Your Excuse?

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Unknown User
I can’t call later. I have no phone service.

Can you cook dinner for me?
Simplicity
Just me
No I cant, the bugs ate it.

Lets go swimming at the lake.
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Unknown User
I won’t. There’s alligators in that lake.

Will you pour me two fingers of Chivas Regal?
Simplicity
Just me
Sorry, I can’t the bottle is to heavy.

Can you take me to the store please?
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Unknown User
No. I just got back from the store.

Will you help me lighten that bottle of Chivas Regal?
Simplicity
Just me
Nope, I don’t drink

Can you go to the store anyway?
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Unknown User
No. I drank too much Chivas to drive.
Simplicity
Just me
Quote by PlinyTheYounger
No. I drank too much Chivas to drive.


And you drank so much you forgot to ask something, LOLOL

So I will ask...

Will you fold my laundry ?
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Unknown User
Quote by Simplicity


And you drank so much you forgot to ask something, LOLOL

So I will ask...

Will you fold my laundry ?


Haha. You’re right!

No. There’s personal articles of clothing in there.

Would you help me sit out this thunderstorm?
Simplicity
Just me
Would love to

Can we walk in the rain?
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Unknown User
I would but the lightning is frightening.

Would you risk your husband’s wrath by sitting out a storm with me?
Simplicity
Just me
Yes, he wouldn’t mind, he’s a good guy

mind if he comes with me?
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Unknown User
Not at all. That’s why I asked.

Do you mind getting wet? (From the rain, you naughty woman)
Simplicity
Just me
Love the rain , water running down your face..

You have extra clothes
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Unknown User
I don’t. They’re wet, too.

Will you bring me a towel?
Simplicity
Just me
Sorry didn’t bring any

Will you go buy some?
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Unknown User
No. The store just closed.

Will you help me upgrade my computer?
Simplicity
Just me
You would need a new one if I did

do you not like the store?
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Unknown User
I don’t like shopping.

Will you help me select a new computer? (Now that I need a new one.)
Simplicity
Just me
Sure I would

Why do men not like to shop?
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Unknown User
It’s just a guy thing.

Will you ghost write for me?
Simplicity
Just me
Ghost write?

If you were asked nicely would you?
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Unknown User
Depends on the subject.

Would you edit my draft?
Simplicity
Just me
I would try, but don’t think I’m to good at it

Do you need a editor?
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Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
No, I AM an editor.

Will you give me a back rub?
Unknown User
I hate to refuse such a request from a lady, but no, I don’t know you well enough.

Would you be a Designated Driver for me tonight?
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
Sure, I just have a few forms for you to fill out , nothing much. Just the regular you can not hold me in anyway responsible, next of kin, organ donor card and money up front(cash onlysmile. Just the normal stuff


Did you pay the bills this month?
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
No, I thought you did!

Will you turn out the lights when you leave?
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
I would but I can't reach the bulb smile


Can you open this jar for me ?
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