Answering Machine Messages:
"Hi. Now you say something."
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"Hello. I'm Douglas's answering machine. What are you?"
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"This is a test. This is a test of the Answering Machine Broadcast
System.
This is only a test."
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"Finally get an answering machine. Now how does this thing work? Hmmm.
Press Record button, I did that, and the light should be on. I wonder
why it's not working right. Hmmmm, I wonder what this button does......"
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Add yours to the list
Bat
Hello?.....HELLO?....Could you speak up please I think we have a bad connection...HELLO?!....Oh I'm not here right now so please leave a message.
Sassy Red-haired Beach Kat/Dune Goddess
Here's a few:
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Hi. This is Jeff:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
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Hi! ______'s answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
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Hi. You are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through the office and don't need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
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Thanks for calling Dial-A-Shrink. I can't come to the phone right now, so after the tone, please leave your name and number, then talk briefly about your childhoodand tell me what comes to mind when you hear the following words: orange...mother...unicorn...penis. I'll get back to you with my diagnosis as soon as possible.
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Hello, you have reached Zafia's answering machine I am "tied" up a the moment but if you would like to leave a message please do so after the beep and I will call you back after my spanking.......Thank you and have a blessed day......[-o<
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
I've used audio clips of Jack Nicholson and Arnold Schwarzenegger on my machine. Very funny.
