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go out to dinner at a fancy restaurant
Squeeze lemons
sing in the church choir
get distracted when ironing
Be near a pressure cooker when it blows
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

stand near poison ivy?

(sorry Ivy, I couldn't resist!)
Attend a Renaissance Fayre or Up Helly Aa
Attend a function at your child's school
forget you ordered a pizza and open the door
Go for an evening snack in a shared flat. You know just in case your flatmates are like mine.....
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forget you ordered a pizza and open the door


Why Not? LOL

Go To Confession
Show up to work
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

go to class....and bend over;P
Sit on a metal bench in sub zero temperatures
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Well I guess shopping naked in a mall should bring the best buys ;)
Forget You're on with a friend
Answer the door to your mum thinking its someone else oops !
Go to a meeting with your child's principle about your child's inappropriate behavior
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Climb over or thru a barbed wire fence
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Climb a pine tree
Nurse a baby calf.
Veni, vidi, vici" Julius Caesar 47 BC
spill coffee (almost).
Sleepwalk into next door's kitchen...
Cut firewood
Veni, vidi, vici" Julius Caesar 47 BC