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Break up a fight between two feral cats
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Be a fireman and slide down the pole.
Veni, vidi, vici" Julius Caesar 47 BC
wrestle a porcupine
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

ride my(very upright&trotty NSH) horse
Take a hike in the woods.
Trim the blackberry bushes
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

ride a bull in a rodeo.
Veni, vidi, vici" Julius Caesar 47 BC
fire up the hedge trimmer
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Play chess !
Stand too close to an operating fan.
start a campfire
Lecture your kids about modesty
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

meet with your boss during your annual job review
Visit one's In-Laws
bait a fishing hook
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Go to the Mall
go to church lol
Putting on clothes
Get caught by the cops.
shovel snow

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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shovel snow



Aww, come on! I work up quite a sweat shovelling snow. I need to take a few layers off. You just don't understand.
visit someone in prison
Walk through a school area
This post comes to you from the original and highly disorganised mind of mine...be scared, I certainly am, lol
go to court for that public indecency charge
Chat with adele ... because you really are just going to end up a sticky, pulsating mess x
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"

show up at CG's door. Oh wait..... that's the ONLY way to show up!
No adele, you were quite correct

Because collars are de rigeur

And you are wearing such a pretty one in your avatar x
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"