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What NOT to do naked ...
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gymnastics
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go out to dinner at a fancy restaurant
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Squeeze lemons
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sing in the church choir
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get distracted when ironing
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Be near a pressure cooker when it blows
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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stand near poison ivy?
(sorry Ivy, I couldn't resist!)
(sorry Ivy, I couldn't resist!)
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Attend a Renaissance Fayre or Up Helly Aa
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Pick up a cat.
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Attend a function at your child's school
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forget you ordered a pizza and open the door
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Go for an evening snack in a shared flat. You know just in case your flatmates are like mine.....
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forget you ordered a pizza and open the door
Why Not? LOL
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Show up to work
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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go hunting
work on your truck
work on your truck
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go to class....and bend over;P
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pick up my kid from daycare
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Sit on a metal bench in sub zero temperatures
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Well I guess shopping naked in a mall should bring the best buys ;)
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Forget You're on with a friend
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Answer the door to your mum thinking its someone else oops !
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Go to a meeting with your child's principle about your child's inappropriate behavior
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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fry anything!
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Climb over or thru a barbed wire fence
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Climb a pine tree
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spill coffee (almost).
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Sleepwalk into next door's kitchen...