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BradCarpenter
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Go to church
vivien
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tending to the beehives a beekeeper
heidi
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bend over near a guy or with in sight of one or a mile away from one for that matter
Zoya12
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Ice skate
dlcalguy
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Quote by heidi
bend over near a guy or with in sight of one or a mile away from one for that matter

Ooooh! Get a load of Miss Irresistible over here.


Play in the Superbowl.
Twisted_Skald
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Play Golf, the members committee gets very snooty if you do.

Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.

I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work
hartclass
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Use an angle grinder
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heidi
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Quote by dlcalguy


Play in the Superbowl.



You don't have that worry


talk on zoom to coworkers
Unknown User
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Use an angle grinder


Or an arc welder or an oxy-acetenyl cutting torch...
Infernal
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Any household cleaning near penetrative objects as they may go up the bum by "accident"
We can't withstand forever - The flame will set us free
As long as we're together - We dance in the ashen rain
gabbi
Glass half full.
Iron clothes..
Dee_Licious
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Iron clothes..
i've actually done this and lived to tell the tale smile

shopping is probably not a good idea but if you do wear a mask
Twisted_Skald
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Operating wood lathe. Ooh splinters

Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.

I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work
Meagananne1986
Sexy Seductive Siren
Trying to keep traffic moving as a police officer.
Meagan
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Engage in glass blowing.
BradCarpenter
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Combat obstacle course.
LittleRobin
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Cultivating of prickly pear cactuses
heidi
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make a snow person
TerriMedic
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wrestle alligators / direct traffic
Guest
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Break dance in a mouse trap factory
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
Fight a forest fire.
Master_Jonathan
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House fires are no fun naked either Beffer!