Thought people would get a kick out this story:
Can't remember the place or time this story takes place. I just know that it is a true story.
It was the greatest day of a young couples life. Their wedding. Everyone in each couples family was there, the father of the bride paying for everything. Over 500 people. The church was amazing, the wedding gown beautiful and expensive. The groom smiled at his bride as they went through the ceramony, giving her a huge kiss when he was told to do so. The reception hall was huge, beautiful like the grooms new wife. Finally it was time for him to make a speach.
"Thank you everyone for coming to this glorious event, you make me feel so blessed."
"Before we start I want to thank my new wife for making me the happiest man in the world. I love you baby."
"Next I want to thank my best man for being here for me. You're my best friend, always been there and had my back."
"I also want to send a specail thank you to my new father-in-law for paying for everyone to come here and celebrate this day. Paying for this entire wedding. Sir you make me feel so blessed."
"Everyone you've already given so much to me and my bride I felt the need to give something back. Even my wife doesn't know about this, but there is an envelope under everyones chair. Please reach under you seat and grab it."
Everyone did as told, even the bride and best man had one. When told they all opened it at the same time. Inside was an 8x10 photograph...
...of the bride fucking the best man.
It turns out the groom got suspicious three months before the wedding and hired a private investigator who got the photograph. He played it cool, deciding to instead set this up. He turned to his bride and said fuck you. Turned to the best man, said fuck you. Then turned to the brides father.
"Once again sir, thank you for spending all this money for this wonderful and joyess event."
He then said peace everyone and left, getting the marraige anolled the next day and leaving his would be bride to explain to daddy why he just spent all this money for this.
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