a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn't work.
The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it
on special. All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms
up in the air and starts screaming!
"GRAB MY BOOBS! GRAB MY BOOBS!"
The clerk, not knowing what to do, runs to get the store manager.
The manager comes up to the Woman and asks, "What's
wrong?"
She explains the situation with the toaster. He tells
her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming,
"GRAB MY BOOBS! GRAB MY BOOBS!"
In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am,
why are you saying that?"
In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO
HAVE MY BREASTS GRABBED
WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!
Her money was refunded.
