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Masteratarms
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Unfortunately she is allergic to stubble rash and politely declines.

bill11
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Fortunately you realized the problem, and changed the plan.
Masteratarms
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Unfortunately the plan was doomed to fail

alliet14
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Fortunately plan C is much better.
Unknown User
Unfortunately, the unexpected arrival of someone spoiled that one.
alliet14
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Fortunately that unexpected person brought booze.
Unknown User
Unfortunately, they had already drunk most of it and passed out on the floor.
alliet14
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Fortunately their car keys are in their pocket and we can go get some more.
Unknown User
Unfortunately, the liquor store gets held up while you're there.
SubmissiveAngel
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Fortunately you left your wallet in the car!


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nawtygirl
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Unfortunately his wallet was empty when I last checked it
alliet14
Active Ink Slinger
Fortunately he has credit cards.
Masteratarms
Active Ink Slinger
Unfortunately they have been cancelled by his bank

Guest
Lurker
Fortunately it held a winning lottery ticket
Masteratarms
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Unfortunately it was only a share of the prize, a very, very small share.

Unknown User
Fortunately that share was big enough to buy more booze... smile
Guest
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Unfortunately, the bottle was dropped just outside the car.
alliet14
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Unfortunately once the bottle was opened, it contained a note not booze.
Guest
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Fortunately the note contained a treasure map to a HUGE stash of Nutella.
alliet14
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Unfortunately I failed geography so I can't read the map.
Guest
Lurker
Fortunately it also gives an address. For the less adventurous adventurer
Guest
Lurker
unfortunately it's written in ancient hebrew
Guest
Lurker
Fortunately Rosie has an ancient hebrew she keeps to wash her undergarments and pour milk in her tea.
Unknown User
Unfortunately the ancient hebrew just washed the note and now its illegible... On top of serving the lovely Cinders tea with curdled milk... :/
HotRodG
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Fortunately there are 3 Starbucks on the block with a special sale on hot tea.
Unknown User
Unfortunately, kiera ate too much Nutella and is laid up with a tummy ache.
Masteratarms
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Fortunately I was on hand to soothe her tummy ache and make her feel sexy again

WellMadeMale
Constant Gardener
Unfortunately the ancient Hebrew saw a burning Nutella bush and tried to talk with it. Wrong Hebrew, wrong burning bush.
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