Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg?
A: wonky donkey
Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
A: winky wonky donkey
Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye making love?
A: bonky winky wonky donkey
Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye making love while
breaking wind?
A: stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye making love while
breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes?
A: honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye making love while
breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano?
A: plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye making love while
breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving a
Truck?
A: Bloody talented!!!