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To all my nurse friends...

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A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a
royal pain to the nurses, because he bossed them around just like he
did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.

The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his
room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."

After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms
and opened his mouth. No, I'm sorry," the nurse stated, "but for this
reading, I can't use an oral thermometer."

This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and
bared his behind. After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her
announce,"I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get
back!"

She left the door to his room open on her way out. He cursed under his breath as
he heard people walking past his door, laughing.....

After about 20 minutes, the man's Doctor came into the room. "What's going on
here?" asked the doctor.

Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen
someone having their temperature taken?" After a pause, the doctor confessed.....

"Not with a Daffodil."
Thanks for posting that. It was really funny!!!
Worked with the profession and can really empathise.
So dam funny!

Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

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At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands.After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom. Just as things get hot, the female doctor interrupts and says she has to go and wash her hands. Once she comes back they go for it. After the sex session, she gets up and says she is going to wash her hands.As she comes back the male doctor says, “I bet you are a surgeon”.She confirms and asks how he knew. “Easy, you’re always washing your hands.”She then says, “I bet you’re an anesthesiologist.”Male doctor: “Wow, how did you guess?”Female doctor: “I didn’t feel a thing.”
worked in a hospital over 30 years had a lot of patients like that.Played some tricks back like that as well